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    "Penelope and Colin were in the middle of one of their writing sessions when The Question was asked."

    or Penelope and Colin's adventures into pegging

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    31 May 2024

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    AITA: I almost married the sister of the woman I’m actually in love with.

    Ok, I have a dilemma and my younger brothers suggested I post here.

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    12 May 2024

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    Howlariously good!

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    The one where Kate Sheffield meets the Other Mr. Bridgerton

    Chaos Ensues.
    Happy Dancing.
    A Proposal.
    Then Absolute Mutiny.
    Every Bridgerton for Themselves.

    Based on the Headcanon Gregory "Gregory Bridgerton has been trying to ruin the weddings of girls he has a crush on since the age of 13 and I think that’s iconic" @ Tumblr user ASPOONFULLOFFICTION
    Heavy emphasis on Gregory being an absolute sop for Kate because... well, she's wonderful.

    Much to the annoyance of his elder brother, Anthony.

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    07 Apr 2024

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    This is so cute!

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    Harry Potter had a plan...it wasn't a very good plan, but at least it was simple.

    Step 1: Don't die from the insanely difficult ritual
    Step 2: Cause as much chaos to the timeline as possible before getting killed and/or arrested

    As it goes, it was really simple...until it became clear he wasn't traveling back in time alone. Now the whole plan has to change.

    Step 1: Don't die from the ritual
    Step 2: Kill off current Dark Lord
    Step 3: Establish following to become new Dark Lord
    Step 4: Overthrow Ministry
    Step 5: Cause as much chaos to the timeline as possible
    Step 6: Keep boyfriend alive and not mad at him

    It was a work in progress, but plans hadn't worked out well for Harry in the past regardless. Oh well, it's not like he could make things worse...

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    11 Feb 2024

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    to read

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    After spending a thousand years alone in the darkness, the basilisk is extremely near-sighted. Everyone hears mysterious bangs and crashing sounds beginning his second year, but only Harry can understand the parselmouth profanity he hears following each one.

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    04 Oct 2023

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    Hilarious!