FormerlyEmu
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- Schitt's Creek (9)
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David Rose is not a morning person. This we know.
However, in order to not connect with people, self preservation has him up early on Saturday mornings to do his laundry at the Elmdale laundromat - "Get the Funk Out".Patrick Brewer is a morning person.
In the interest of efficiency, he is up and productive early on Saturday mornings. And Saturday mornings in the Brewer household were typically laundry days.An Alternate Universe, narrated as a series of Saturdays. Maybe some Sundays. Because you know. Mornings after.
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- Part 5 of Emu's AUs
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This is an instalment in the Sex Motel series, set immediately following 4.13 - Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose.
A few days off, and a scheduled vendor pick-up, give David and Patrick some time to *connect* at the Sherwood Motel.
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- Part 12 of The Room(s) Where It Happened
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misconceptions and expectations, part two by FormerlyEmu for NoahRose27
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
24 Jan 2020
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Here’s the chronicles of three MORE times Patrick’s behaviour during sex was influenced by his reading of fanfiction.
If you haven't read part one, please click here and do that first.
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misconceptions and expectations by FormerlyEmu for NoahRose27, DisgruntledPelican
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
30 Nov 2019
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Here’s the chronicles of six times Patrick’s behaviour during sex was influenced by his reading of fanfiction - five assumptions that turned out to be erroneous, and one that was wonderfully correct.
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In an Alternate Universe, Alexis Rose is a budding photographer who is hired to shoot engagement photos for Patrick and Rachel.
Patrick is the new head of the Elmdale Township Chamber of Commerce, and Alexis is keen to impress, bringing along David as a second shooter.Rated M out of an abundance of caution for language, and references to sex, alcohol, and potentially sketchy situations. If you're looking for smut, you won't find it here. Stick around anyway.
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- Part 4 of Emu's AUs
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The Room(s) Where It Happened by ahurston, blueink3, DelilahMcMuffin, didipickles, Distractivate, Elswherefumbling, etben, FormerlyEmu, High-Seas-Swan (FangLang), ladyflowdi, missgeevious, RhetoricalQuestions, samwhambam, sonlali, sullymygoodname, thingswithwings, unfolded73, WellSchitt
Fandom: Schitt's Creek
02 Mar 2020
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The Sherwood, the motel that Johnny and Roland purchased, happens to be the same motel that David and Patrick used to "connect" before Patrick got his own place:
"Is it a little weird that - "
"It's a little weird that your dad bought our sex motel."This is what happened there.
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