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    “When would you even— like fresh off a picnic or fireman’s carry out of a burning building off the ground?”

    “Or something like that. But you know,” Ryan looked up at Shane from under her lashes, “Only if you want to.”

    Maybe it was the alcohol talking but Shane—in the most characteristic ‘yes, and’-ing of the bit they’d done since Joker TMS—replied. “Ryan, you can do literally whatever—” *To me.* “You know this.”

    Ryan laughed but her mouth went dry. 

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    who needs a pick up line when you have the bergarms?

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    19 Aug 2025

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    Derek walks away, because he’s learned that sometimes he’s never going to be able to join in on the joke, and this conversation is just making him have more questions. Like, why is Stiles so obsessed? Is he grossed out by uncut cocks or does he like them? Is Stiles cut? His face starts heating up the way it always does when he starts thinking about Stiles like that and he ducks into the shower, manfully ignoring the new round of laughter from downstairs.

    all blame, as usual, is directed at kalpurna who came up with, encouraged and laughed hysterically at this entire thing. beta by giddygeek

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    22 Jun 2025

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    “At least we got this far,” Stiles argued. “Could’ve been worse. For now, they know he’s taken by someone in the pack.”

    “Mm hm,” Lydia said, giving him a look. “You realize that you are now going to have to pretend to date Derek, right?”

    Stiles rolled his eyes. “Oh no, what a hardship. That sucks, boo hoo.” He motioned Derek emphatically. “He’s like, my best friend.”

    “Hey!” Scott insisted.

    “He’s like, my second best friend,” Stiles amended. “It’s fine, we’ll figure it out. Right?” He turned to grin at Derek, who was scowling at him.

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    12 Jun 2025

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    Derek can't tell the truth. At all. It's funny until it isn't.

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    11 Jun 2025

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    In which Stiles is baffling and Derek is determined to get to the bottom of it.

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    09 Jun 2025