GrumpyJesterrr
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Yuri and Sara are tired of being babied. They become friends. Otabek and Mila get the wrong idea. The shed explodes.
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The King, The Queen, The Knight, The Spirit, The Witch, The Warrior and the tired old man. by GrumpyJesterrr
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
06 Feb 2018
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There are seven magical beings trapped in the modern world who are bing narrated by a person who is deeply uncomfortable with the idea of plot and who also likes poetry. Cue - the exact thing you don't want from this!
I'm not good at summary...
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Picture the scene. It’s New Years Eve and for the first time Keith agreed to stay up all night, to watch the fireworks and countdown and all that crap. Yeah it was never special to him. A new year to fuck up and make mistakes in. A new year to be angry and sad and scared and hurt. A new fucking year. Happy fucking New fucking Year. Fucking fuck.
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They fall in love in bars and coffee shops.
It takes a while.
But they end up happily living together in a mightily self destructive manner. -
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You know what’s fun? Decimating evil alien warships and freeing civilisations from their heartless oppressors. Adreneline. The heat of battle. Saving lives. It’s a good feeling. Dosen’t get much better.
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betwixt the devil and the deep sea by notbecauseofvictories
Fandoms: Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies), Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
07 Feb 2016
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His name was not always Jack Sparrow.
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30 Oct 2025
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Though, really, what’s he supposed to say? “Darlings, when I was born Henry the Sixth was the King of England and dying like a normal human keeps slipping my mind?”
(or, napoleon solo can't die. this tends to complicate relationships.)
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30 Oct 2025
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The grey light of Spain carries their history with it, and it's gleaming through the cracks. // Two long cons, in thirteen conversations.
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30 Oct 2025
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No Reservations: Narnia by Edonohana for innocentsmith
Fandoms: Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations RPF, Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis
03 Dec 2010
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I’m crammed into a burrow so small that my knees are up around my ears and the boom mike keeps slamming into my head, inhaling the potent scent of toffee-apple brandy and trying to drink a talking mouse under the table.
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30 Oct 2025
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From the original fic this comic is an adaptation of:
“What day is it?” Derek demanded.“What?”
“The day! What day is today?!” Derek let Stiles go, but only so he could reach into his pocket and pull out his phone. He tapped at the home screen, and then went so perfectly still that Stiles was pretty sure this guy wasn’t human. No human could stand that still.
When it was clear Derek wasn’t going to move again without some prompting, Stiles said, “It’s Wednesday.”
“That’s impossible,” Derek whispered.
“Not really, it comes around every seven days.”
“This is impossible,” Derek said again, looking around himself, as if he was searching for something.
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05 Sep 2025