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Coulson, for his part, stares up at Bucky with such a betrayed look of frozen horror that Natasha actually goes the extra step and presses another button, capturing the moment and airdropping the photograph to her phone for posterity. When he speaks, his voice comes out as a hoarse whisper. “Why…?” He swallows and starts again, trying for some semblance of normality. “...Why would you tweet something like that?!”
“If you must know, sir,” and somehow he manages to make ‘sir’ come out with the same inflection most people reserve for ‘motherfucking son of a bitch’, “it’s because I have a difficult time doing my job when my job involves monitoring the man with the best fucking ass in the United States of America.” He slowly lowers himself back into his seat until he’s at eye level, making extreme eye contact with Coulson until Coulson turns away to make mortified eye contact in Natasha’s general direction through the one-way glass. Natasha would take another picture, if she weren’t too busy catching Steve’s red-faced sputtering. “Sometimes, I vent to my Twitter followers. Sometimes, it’s about hot men with washboard abs. Can I go now, or do you need a graphic description of how I pleasure myself at night?”
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technical difficulties by idekman
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
15 Aug 2014
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'Well, you got more followers than Katy Perry.'
'That's what you woke us up for? To tell me that I got more followers than some actress -'
'Katy Perry's a singer,' Bucky mumbles into the pillow.
'-Some singer? It's -' he breaks off, checks the digital clock next to him. 'It's six o clock in the morning!' Next to him, Bucky lets out an offended groan.
'You're also on the news. Again.'-
Steve Rogers' twitter ends up being more controversial than anyone expected.
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27 Sep 2025
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introducing mister and mister united states by ara_the_jedi (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America - All Media Types
27 Jan 2018
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“HE’S BEAUTY HE’S GRACE HE’S MISTER UNITED STATES!” “Bucky, what the [bleeped]…?”
“Following his pardon by the President of the United States, Sergeant James Buchanan Barnes, former Nazi prisoner of war and brainwashed Hydra agent, took to an unusual method of adapting to the modern world: Twitter. His Twitter handle was tweeted out by Tony Stark, and in the following two days, he gained over ten million followers. Barnes posted only four tweets as well as sharing and retweeting several Vines, but two of his tweets were videos of the famed Steven Rogers, also known as Captain America. The latest of these featured Barnes entering Captain Roger’s bedroom and shouting the line: “He’s beauty, he’s grace, he’s mister United States”, just to cause Captain Rogers to fall out of bed before confusedly saying, “Bucky, what the [bleeped]?” The rest of the world seems to agree with Captain Rogers; Barnes, what the hell?”
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cosmic love by mcrdvcks
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
26 Sep 2025
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You and Bucky's relationship continues to grow, even under the watchful
annoyingeyes of your teammates.Series
- Part 4 of electric touch
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26 Sep 2025
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_✮BUCKY BARNES: relationship headcanons_𝄞𝄢 by Wolverineerr
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thunderbolts (Movie 2025)
25 Sep 2025
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Generalized bucky. Not specific to thunderbolts, CA: the winter soldier or Civil War, but may cater more to early avengers era bucky.
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