IHaveMjolnirInMyPants



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    "The Sleeping Soldier will be met by a Hunter, a Scholar, and a Guardian."

    After your teacher's untimely death at the hands of the church, you seek refuge underneath the city of Gresit to escape Dracula and his Unholy Hordes of the Night. For a year, you loyally guard the tomb of Lisa’s son, grieving for what might possibly be an eternity, until two strangers disturb the peace.

    From then on it is only a matter of war and death.

    Oh. And your undying love for the Sleeping Messiah, Alucard.

    (Or, the prophecy has one more fated hero to the original trio. That hero is you.) - [Dhampir!Reader].

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    21 Jan 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 51

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    Does he have a crush on you?

    No. Absolutely not. That's silly to admit.

    At least, out loud.

    Or: Miguel likes you and doesn’t fully know it yet, and you're kind of oblivious to all of it. Ensue the fluff.

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    12 Jan 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    μαίνομαι (verb) - to be mad, raving, out of one's mind

     

    "I don't bite off heads, if that's what you're thinking."

    The stranger is the wrong type of hero, and the canon doesn't know what to do with her.

    AKA: In one world, instead of a Spider, there is a Mantis.

    REWRITING.

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    11 Jan 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 1

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    Her friends always laughed how she must be the luckiest person in the world.
    A joke that was born from jealousy, but grew fueled by fondness of their voices and
    quiet laughs of disbelievment.
    And well, her bravado only increased from hearing it since elementary school.
    Weren't they correct? Their theory was proven right for years: from kindergarten, through high school and college to meeting him.

    Miguel O'Hara.

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    10 Jan 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 14

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    Let's do this one last time
    You're thirty and worked at a hospital as a biomedical engineer and doctor, one of the most known in your area. But when a spider gets into your lab and gets into something it should not have been anywhere near, you're bitten by it, of course, and ever since then you've become the one and only Huntsman. You had everything. You had a job you loved, a stable life, and you were happy, but it didn't last long. When something catastrophic happened to your world, you were thrown into another one in the midst of the most red you've ever seen, your eyes surrounded by fire and blood. Everything immediately after that was a blur, and among all of the new surroundings and people you've never met, the idea of a multiverse thrown into your face like a pie, there's only one thing you care about. Answers.
    You don't care if all of these new people are going to help you or not. You need to find a way to put your world back together.

    BETA READ BY AND MADE IN ASSOCIATION WITH @puppyteeth

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    07 Jul 2023