IWillSinkWithMyShips



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  1. Public Bookmark 45

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    Shikamaru didn’t ask to witness the domestic chaos that is Naruto and Sasuke.
    He just came for some forgotten scrolls—not baby books, tea, awkward silences, and the sight of a very pregnant Uchiha.

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    Naruto loves loudly. Sasuke loves quietly. And Shikamaru regrets knocking.

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    28 Sep 2025

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    Sasuke returns to Konoha after five months.

    This time, he’s not alone.

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    28 Sep 2025

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    It's just two weak pillars supporting one another. What difference does it make if they get married?
    From the perspective of canon, not much. They are so low-key about the relationship that not even all the other Hashira know about it. Giyuu and Shinobu promised one another to prioritize their demon slaying missions, but that locus of priority can make it difficult to navigate their roles as spouses. What happens with their missions is of no real concern to the other, right? Maybe they both need to talk more, before they find bigger things to argue about than fictional baby names.

    This is the chronological version of my somewhat popular Tumblr-based AU, with doodles showing how this sort of lens through which to view canon either makes everything funnier or much more painful. The doodles will be posted here as relevant, but long-time followers of the AU have lots of new material to look forward to.

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    20 Sep 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 48

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    Sasuke thinks he can get away with lying about disliking Naruto's dirty talk in bed. Naruto proves his insolent little brat wrong.

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    16 Aug 2025

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    The man that comes bursting through the doors looks like if someone took all of Megumi's vaguest fantasies, put them in an oven, and baked them until done. He's tall, broad, buff but not too buff, and to top it all off he's got wide brown baby-cow eyes and a head of fluffy pink hair. Boyish. Cute. He is also, noticeably, bleeding from a nasty-looking cut right beneath his eye.

    Pink Hair looks around wildly for a moment before locking eyes with Megumi and making a beeline for him. Megumi raises a brow as he heaves a cat carrier onto the counter, bracing both of his hands on top of it like he's trying to stop it from jumping off.

    "Hi," Pink Hair pants, as the carrier gives a sudden rattle and lets out an ear-splitting shriek. Megumi takes a step back. "Do you guys take demon cats?"

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    Fushiguro Megumi, emergency vet, gets an unusual patient.

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    15 Aug 2025