IcamaneHatake
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How To Kill Your Boss In Eight Steps (Or Less) by IcamaneHatake
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
08 Jun 2025
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“I’m going to kill Cazador.”
“Oh Gods, you’re serious, aren’t you?”
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When no-nonsense arcane scholar Clara crosses paths with sardonic sex worker Astarion at the popular nightclub The Palace, neither anticipates how their relationship implodes the criminal underbelly of Baldur’s Gate.
Their problem? Their shitty bosses
Their solution? Murder
What could possibly go wrong?
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- Part 1 of baldurs gate but make it 90's
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It wasn’t like she hated Alex. He was just a stuck-up, self-absorbed, handsome, shit-eating jerk.
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Pelican Town was supposed to be a fresh start, a reprieve from the rut Jade had managed to dig herself. She was going to focus on the farm, turn it into something extraordinary, and really make something of herself after years of putting herself last.
She didn't count on finding a kindred spirit in loneliness, and she certainly didn't expect it to come from the most annoying guy in all of Stardew Valley.
Or: two stubborn, emotionally challenged try-hards attempt to navigate life not going the way they expected it to while falling in love with each other.
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- Part 1 of Bloomington Farm
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Kiss Me Like You Mean It, Hold Me Like It Matters by IcamaneHatake
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
18 Aug 2024
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“Please, promise me you’ll be careful?”
“I promise I will be. Have I ever not been?”-
Alex absolutely hates it when the farmer goes mining. What's even worse is that she doesn't seem to care that he worries about her, or has a crush on her, or... anything. Something in him snaps when she comes back injured, and Alex finds himself unable to stop the flood of emotions he's kept in check for so long.
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- Part 3 of Bloomington Farm
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I Want To Be The Person You Want Me To Be by IcamaneHatake
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
22 May 2024
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This was probably why she didn’t like him, because he couldn’t stop fantasizing about her. Because he had let that be the only side of himself she saw.
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After a day of working together in the dead of winter, Alex suggests he and farmer Jade take a break at the spa. What starts as a chance to apologize for past transgressions turns into a bittersweet conversation about their pasts and insecurities when Alex offers her a massage.
Vaguely based off of Alex's six-heart event.
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- Part 2 of Bloomington Farm
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fate had left its scars upon his face by IcamaneHatake
Fandoms: Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous (Video Game)
02 Feb 2024
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Lann had always dreamt of joining the crusade, doing something meaningful with his tragically short life, and dying heroically in battle. Maybe he would even get the honor of being drawn on the cave wall.
But dreams change quickly, especially when Desna's chosen is involved.
And gods, did she have to be pretty?
This really was all just a cruel joke.
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"He was a disciplined man, a soldier who had built his life around duty and responsibility. To give in would mean a total loss of control, a failure to uphold his own standards.
Focus. You must remain professional.
But his heart ignored the order."
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A story about choices, consequences, and the thin line between control and collapse.
Bookmarked by IcamaneHatake
08 Jan 2025
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Alex could definitely agree that having Jade around was pretty awesome. But if his grandparents were under the impression that he was inviting Jade to dinner tonight as anything more than a family friend, they were going to be disappointed.
At the same time, they might not be entirely wrong.
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Alex invites Jade over for steak, reflects on the past few months, pines heavily, and takes on a novel challenge.
Set in the universe of Bloomington Farm by IcamaneHatake.
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Echo has lived her life tucked away in the forests of Tethir, learning magic through the pulse of nature and the songs of creation. She's good with magic, but not people, which isn't really a problem until she's scooped up by mind flayers and has to get along with six strangers lest they all share a tentacle-y doom. And she manages to get along with most of them -- but then there's Gale of Waterdeep. Despite a terrible first impression, she finds he is actually much kinder than all the mansplaining would suggest.
This is a series of relationship scenes about my weird little mushroom hermit, a wizard who shows compassion and arrogance really can coexist, and how academic rivalry is like first base for wizards.
Spoilers for the entire main plot and Gale's romance
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Bookmarked by IcamaneHatake
26 Jun 2024
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Rockets and Roses by Citylightsgladiator
Fandoms: Harley Quinn (Comics), Harley Quinn (Cartoon 2019), Gotham City Sirens (Comics), Poison Ivy (Comics)
02 Sep 2021
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What happens when Harley Quinn crash lands in the middle of Robinson Park?
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Bookmarked by IcamaneHatake
24 Jun 2024
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Pierre's insane Jojamart conspiracy by Latenightgames
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
07 Jun 2024
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Pierre is convinced that the entire Joja corporation exists with the single purpose of closing down his family shop in bumfuck nowhere Pelican town
Bookmarked by IcamaneHatake
09 Jun 2024