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    Various writings for Caitvi Pride Month 2025

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    Vi rolled her eyes slightly, shrugging and still refusing to meet her sister’s gaze. “Right. So you find me a date that doesn’t know what I look like, I go out with her looking… less hot, and then if she sticks around that proves she likes me for my great personality.”

     

    With a slightly screwed up expression that meant she was about to argue back, Caitlyn sat back in her seat and crossed her arms again, giving a little shrug.

    “Fine. I’ll give it a shot. You set me up with a woman who doesn’t know who I am, and I’ll give it a fair try. See if my horrid personality doesn’t scare her away.”

     

    Believing they keep attracting shallow dates, Vi and Caitlyn separately agree to go ‘undercover’ for their next one, hiding parts of themselves. When they’re unknowingly set up with each other, they both struggle between wanting to being authentic and wanting to stubbornly prove a point, as they’re forced to rely on their personalities to make the relationship work.

    A romcom loosely inspired by ‘How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days’

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    11 Oct 2025

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  2. Public Bookmark 19

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    But now it's clear, once and for all, that there's nothing there. There never had been.

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    An Arcane actors AU, in which Caitlyn and Vi have been messing around for months, ignoring growing feelings. Tensions heighten as their managers suggest they pretend to date as a publicity stunt, making them question what they're really doing—and if it's really worth all the pain.

    Title from Night Shift by Lucy Dacus.

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    10 Oct 2025

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    AKSKDJDJDJWK?????

  3. Rec 20

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    Manifest.
    Caitlyn thought to herself, I am going to kiss Vi tonight.
    She swallowed. “I know your chivalry code says you shouldn’t lay your hands on me.” She let her eyes meet Vi’s. “But what if I want you to?”
    Vi cocked an eyebrow. “And do you? Want me to?”
    She nodded.
    Her knight smirked. “Then who am I to turn down such a lovely maiden?”
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    A spicy comedic short story set in 2007 where Vi is a Medieval Times Knight and Caitlyn is autistic and horny. Will Caitlyn make it back to Piltover unscathed, or will the Undercity eat her alive?

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    09 Oct 2025

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    This is soooooo fucking good omg

  4. Public Bookmark 13

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    “Come on that’s not—“ Vi huffs and opens her eyes, looking at Caitlyn’s annoyed face, “those are suggestions,” Vi says as Caitlyn’s eyes narrow, “I didn’t do any of that stuff with the last few. Just a few salt packs and it was fine!” Caitlyn raises both eyebrows and Vi feels herself cracking, “since when did you care about rules?!” She cries, her voice laced with desperation.


    Vi gets her snakebites, Caitlyn is not amused they can't kiss.

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  5. Public Bookmark 2

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    Caitlyn blinked and shook her head a few times to try to get rid of the sting behind her eyes, at the same time feeling a wave of convulsion wash over her from head to toe. Once the writhing had subsided, Caitlyn could swear her clothes felt more constrictive on her body.

    When she opened her eyes, she saw something akin to cobwebs for a few seconds. She looked downwards as her eyes adjusted to the surroundings, noticing her legs had visibly bulked up, but not to the point where the pants would come apart.

    The fabric of her shirt confined certain movements as Caitlyn moved her arms around to admire the newly gained muscles. She grabbed the microphone with a bit too much strength, provoking some feedback before speaking.

    “I have the pleasure of announcing that I am feeling,” she started, looking at the attentive crowd with pink-colored eyes, her tone turning seductive on the last word, “fantastic.”

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