ImTotallyNotInsane



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    This was supposed to be a short cracky story but it got out of hand and now I want to fix it.

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    29 Jul 2025

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    Ren’s hand is on his shoulder, suddenly, his body glued to Kakashi’s chest as he slowly lays him down into his grave, and then there’s Minato-sensei at his side, burying the boy with him. He looks at his dead sensei, and sees Obito’s eyes staring back at him, spinning red and bleeding. Someone is playing a guitar.

     

    I can’t do this anymore.

     

    (Or: ANBU are used to murder. But when Kakashi is tasked with delivering an untimely death to a child, he leaves with blood on his hands, and a guitar on his back.)

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    If Kakashi isn’t in any real danger Minato has no reason to worry, but Kakashi is the only one of his students still alive and he can’t help feeling responsible for every time he gets hurt on a mission. It’s ridiculous, Kakashi is an Anbu, he’s a jonin and he’s more than capable of defending himself and being responsible for himself, but still he’s just a child, or teenager as Kakashi would argue, and Minato is pretty much the only adult present in the boy’s life.

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    Kakashi's and Minato's relationship through both of their eyes as they try to protect each other and the trust they share.

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    05 May 2025

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    Maybe he shouldn’t have pushed one of his more volatile students quite so far while playing as Sukea. One moment, he was enjoying a final game of teasing his face before passing the Hokage hat to Naruto; the next, he was in the past, draped in oversized clothes that now felt more like a tent than an outfit.

    It wasn’t ideal, but he’d survived worse. His plan was simple: step into his old life, lay low, and figure out a way back to his proper timeline, even if it was the long way. Except... it seemed he hadn’t displaced his younger self. Instead, there were two Kakashis now, and they had to adapt.

    The younger Kakashi, sharp-eyed and prickly as ever, clearly wasn’t thrilled by the intrusion. But older Kakashi wasn’t too worried. After all, he’d survived his students—adorable little brats who’d outgrown their charm and turned into forces of nature. Compared to them, his younger self was manageable.

    Prickly or not, this kid might even be fun to mess with while Kakashi figured out how to navigate this unexpected hiccup in his retirement plan.

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