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After Tom takes Greg out to teach him how to be rich, Greg decides to return the favor and give Tom a tour of how to be poor in the city via St. Mark's. A series of mishaps, of course, inevitably occur.
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Tom scoffed, “I’m not fucking crawling on the dirty subway floor. First of all, the suit is dry-clean only. Second of all, I’m not a goddamn dog or toddler. I’m a grown, successful man. And I’m going to hop the turnstile like a man would.”
Gripping the sides of the turnstile with unsure hands, he began to hoist himself over. For a few seconds, he really felt like one of those cool NYU artsy kids he had always secretly been jealous of. That was, of course, before his foot got stuck on the last bar, and he face planted onto the subway floor (more commonly known as a pile of germs, chewed gum, and every single person in the city’s dirty footprints since probably the 19-fucking-40s).
The MTA employee just shook his head with a disappointed look from his box, and a girl leaning on the tiled walls side-eyed them and loudly popped her gum.
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You (Just Like Heaven) by Insert_Mild_Screeching
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
07 Dec 2024
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In which Richie and Eddie debate totally, definitely, entirely maturely whether or not Eddie actually knows CPR based on his training and certification. Challenges are made, bets are raised, and ulterior motives are involved.
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“Excuse you!” Richie gasped in mock outrage,“ I know CPR, I give it to your mom all the time!”
“Richie what does that even mean,” Eddie scoffed, “that makes absolutely no sense!”
“Hey,” Richie started, somberly and softly placing his hand on Eddie’s. He paused before his serious face began twisting into his telltale smirk, “it's okay to admit that you're such a virgin you can’t even imagine what I get up to.”
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Tom slowly took the scenery in.
He looked at Greg’s hand and then his face, scanning his watery eyes and swollen lips. Then he shifted his attention to Matsson’s belt, still not quite in place.
His face slowly dropped with realization.
Complete, mute shock.Bookmarked by Insert_Mild_Screeching
15 Oct 2025
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Greg's a knight with a prophecy looming over his head, Shiv is set to inherit a kingdom, and Tom is caught somewhere in the middle.
(the arthurian flavored tomgreg au i have been plotting in my head for approx two years)
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15 Oct 2025
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There was nothing Greg Hirsch feared more than becoming his father, but it seemed that's where all this was headed.
or: Tom Wambsgans is the only one that can make Greg believe it'll all be okay.
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09 Oct 2025
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“W-Well- So it was, like- Kendall was sort of the one who told me to- Um.“
Unable to continue, he shut his mouth, watching Tom’s eyes widen by the second.
And then, just then, Greg felt like he really fucked up – because the next words out of Tom’s mouth were, “Kendall told you to have sex with me?”There are a lot of things eight pounds of cocaine can get you. This was probably not one of those intended things.
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09 Oct 2025
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greg gets out of tom finding out he’s working with kendall in increasingly ridiculous ways, including but not limited to: sex, uhauling, and coke
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When Tom gets an invite to spend the summer with the Roys in The Hamptons, he has two plans. One: Finally get accepted into the family. Two: Propose to Shiv on the final day of summer. However, when Greg spills a drink on Tom the first evening, the summer takes a different turn than expected.
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08 Oct 2025