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Alistair is damn near 15 years old now. And though not near adulthood in elven years, he certainly is by the general populus’s standards. His elven father was essentially assimilated by human society long ago and cared very little about all the pomp and circumstance of cultural ties to his place of birth, Evereska. Yet despite that, he seems to use that against him whenever it is convenient.
“Don’t talk back to me! You are not yet a man - not for more than a half-century.”
“Take your time, stop rushing things and allow yourself to make mistakes…we have all the time in the world, you and I.”
“It’s a great honor to be given such responsibility in Evereska, Al! Don’t roll your eyes at me, young man!”+++++++++
Two concurrent stories told in past and flashforwards detailing the lives of the unusual Dekarios family.
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Gale and Tav help Astarion reclaim his mortality and undo his vampirism.Future:
Astarion/Gale/Tav sharing an unconventional family life together with their two children.Series
- Part 2 of Three's Company
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Astarion finds himself kidnapped, implanted with a micro-chip, crash landing in the middle of nowhere and surrounded by a group of individuals least likely to work together. Now he has to find a way to deactivate this chip in his head, stay alive and somehow avoid being detected by his owner - all while trying not to get too attached to anyone.
Except the charming disgraced former Archmagus in his group makes that really hard to do.
(Modern with Magic AU retelling of the group's journey focusing on their relationship from rivals to friends to lovers. And some pit falls in-between.)
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Prequel to Exes and Oh's
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- Part 5 of Through Any Universe, I'll Find You
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Gale is away on a mission as Chosen while Astarion waits for him back home.
A series of letters between the two as they long to see one another again.
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Boy meets boy.
Flash Fic Challenge Prompt: A friend convinces Gale to join him for a night of clubbing, he meets Astarion there.
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Gale and Astarion discover they got married while drunk the previous night, featuring Grumpy Gale and Little Shit Astarion.
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Through Any Universe, I'll Find You by Beaumont_K (Kalaide), Kalaide
Fandom: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
04 Jun 2025
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Looking down at himself he felt nauseated, his arms were no longer arms, but wings made from skin and elongated fingers. How absolutely disgusting. It took him a few seconds to register that despite being a spawn and not a full vampire, he’d apparently just changed into a bat. Which was great. Now he got to die as a flying rat instead.
After an incident with a monster hunter, Astarion finds himself considerably smaller, fluffier, and unwillingly dragged into being cared for by a lonely wizard, who has no idea he's just brought a vampire into his home.
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16 Sep 2025
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Gale Dekarios is four years old, which is a very fine age for having important thoughts about magic and sandwiches. He lives in a rather small but very cozy house in Baldur’s Gate with his mother, Morena, and a tressym named Tara, whom he had summoned all by himself on a particularly curious afternoon.
One day, when the sun sat just right in the sky, and it was warm enough to wander, Gale decided it was an excellent day for a walk. But then, further along than he usually went, Gale found a new house. It was very big, with a tall stone wall all around it. The sort of wall that said someone important lives here. He found a small opening at the bottom of the house where some bricks had fallen out.
And in that opening, there was a room below, lit by a single lamp on the ceiling. A basement. And in the middle of the basement, cross-legged and perfectly still except for his hands, sat a little elf.
This was very curious to Gale, because there were no baby elves in Baldur’s Gate.
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16 Sep 2025
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“It's awfully tragic, isn't it?” The words that claw out of his throat are from a place vile and bitter. “Pining quietly from afar. Silently begging for a scrap of attention. How… noble.”
Gale doesn't flinch. “Ah, so you're here to commiserate.”
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02 Sep 2025
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“And what does it take?” Astarion finds himself asking. “To sate you?”
“It depends.” A muscled shoulder goes up in an elegant shrug. “I like to be taken. And I’m very, very good at it.”
Astarion’s breath catches in his throat. “Is that it? You like to be… full?”
“In more ways than one.” Gale is drifting closer now, his pupils black as the turbulent storm raging within Astarion. “I like feeling open. Loose. There is a certain exhilaration to having the spend of many dripping out of you.” He pauses, eyes fluttering shut, a soft sigh escaping him.
“Quite nothing like getting your prostate pounded to incoherency, wouldn’t you agree?”
Astarion had anticipated many things on his upcoming semester exchange to Blackstaff Academy. Falling irrevocably for the resident campus bicycle was not one of them.
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26 Aug 2025
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“The book,” Gale urged. “Open up the damned book! Find out what this is.”
Astarion nearly dropped it trying to retrieve it from his pack. “Are the spores dangerous??”
“I don’t know.” Gale tried to wipe off as much as he could, but his skin felt like it was on fire. In fact, his whole body had begun to feel rather feverish.
Astarion skimmed the words, rapidly turning the pages. “Red cap… pink stalk… trumpet shaped…” his finger suddenly landed on a line, eyes widening. “This! Lushcap. Sometimes known as Nymph Blush.”
“It releases spores that, upon contact, affects the body almost instantly,” he read, his expression growing a bit more nervous. “Symptoms include warming of the extremities, shortness of breath, increased heart rate, dizziness, and decreased spatial awareness. This is because Lushcap acts as a powerful…”
Astarion trailed off suddenly.
Gale stared at him, waiting for him to go on. Astarion opened his mouth and shut it a few times.
“What?” Gale pressed.
A powerful what? Toxin? Paralytic? Parasitic organism?
“Astarion.”
Astarion finally looked up at him, looking both amused and on the edge of a nervous breakdown. “… Aphrodisiac.”
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25 Aug 2025