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A Brother by Any Other Name by Halotropic
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Sep 2025
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“Explain what is happening,” Yue Qingyuan said through gritted teeth. “Right. Now.”
Qi Qingqi released one of Shen Qingqiu’s tightly-bound ankles to make a hasty salute. As she came back up, Yue Qingyuan saw she had a rapidly fading black eye. “Zhangmen-shixiong! We peak lords have reason to believe Shen-Shixiong is possessed!”
This again?
Yue Qingyuan’s smile tightened further. “This one is confident that is not the case.”
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The peak lords of Cang Qiong band together to solve the mystery of Shen Qingqiu's strange behavior once and for all, using as many truth-revealing artifacts as it takes to prove their suspicions correct. But Yue Qingyuan is no fool. He would recognize his brother anywhere, even if his brother was no longer able to recognize himself.
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26 Sep 2025
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you're not a religious person (but) by isozyme
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Aug 2019
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"I'm in a bit of a pickle, my dear," Aziraphale said over the telephone.
Crowley was seized by immediate fury. Not even a decade, and they're at it again, he thought viciously. You'd think they'd be embarrassed enough to stay out of things for a few centuries at least, after botching the apocalypse like that.
"Who's done something to you?" hissed Crowley.
"Ah," said Aziraphale, in the quiet tone of someone who didn't mean to learn someone else's secrets and was mildly sheepish about it. "This crossword clue -- I'm stuck -- 1980s French fencer, thought you might know. It's eight letters and has a Q in it."
"Trinquet," Crowley snapped, in the tone of someone who had revealed one of his secrets and was annoyed about it.
An account pertaining to the cultivation of figs, the ecstasy of St. Theresa of Avila, the ontological uncertainty of mammoths, the nature of temptation, 2001: A Space Odyssey, and the ten years following the end of the world.
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14 Sep 2025
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Tarnished Gold by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Dec 2023
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Becoming emperor of the cultivation world will start with a first step as small and basic as becoming Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace. For that, he must steal the position away from the current Head Disciple. Luo Binghe will sabotage, upstage, and completely and utterly best him.
The road to destroying everything and everyone who has ever wronged him, to becoming the highest ruler so that no one will ever have the right to control him ever again - it will start as simply as ruining Gongyi Xiao’s life.
Compared to everything else he’s already done, this should be easy.
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Luo Binghe brings all his skills of cunning and brutality to bear on Gongyi Xiao, Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace Sect. It… doesn’t go too well for him.
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26 Jun 2025
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Gotham loses its Robin and Bruce Wayne loses a son. Tim finds one of these too tragic to bear. In his quest to make sure Bruce Wayne lives to see the next year, he strikes upon the perfect solution: another son.
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His best bet is, naturally, Crime Alley.
By 8 pm that day, Drake Manor is filled with ten black-haired, blue-eyed boys sitting around the large dining table, looking around the room suspiciously.
Well. Eleven. But Tim doesn’t think he counts.
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22 Apr 2025
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Best friends stick together by Palindrome_Mystery
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), The Umbrella Academy (Comics)
09 Dec 2022
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Five had just blinked to his sisters apartment to borrow her peanut butter, and had every intention to blink back to his place and finish his work. But that was derailed when he found her throwing up because her medication's dosage had been increased.
He hated seeing her like this, the dosage increasing was hard on her stomach and this wasn't the first time it had happened. When they were kids she had thrown up on the dinner table, derailing his plan to talk to Dad about time travel that day. Five decided to look into her medication, hoping to find something that wouldn't make her so sick. She had been taking it since they were kids after all, maybe it was time for a second opinion.
But his investigation leads to some horrible revelations.
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02 Apr 2025