KristyLime
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The Easter Hunt Is On! by KristyLime for weakformemo (talitacortazar)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
21 Apr 2025
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The de la Cruzes were having a nice, albeit chaotic, Easter on the farm until Sonny the Bunny hopped off during the Easter Egg Hunt and little Yasmina took off after him. After a bit of panic and frantic searching, all's well that ends well for the de la Cruz family. Unfortunately, not everything can be solved so simply.
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My Valentine, My Perfect Date, My Beloved Husband, My Soulmate? by KristyLime for weakformemo (talitacortazar)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
03 Mar 2025
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Nandor's love for Guillermo has not waned one iota in the nearly five years that they've been married, but for a variety of reasons, he's feeling less than enthusiastic about their impending night on the town. Ultimately, his husband's charms and an abundance of champagne provide Nandor with a major attitude adjustment. Eager to have some sexy fun, Nandor makes a nostalgic request of his beloved. It's all fun and games until Guillermo upsets his drunken sweetie by truthfully answering what he believes to be an innocuous question. The following morning, Guillermo tries his best to make it up to Nandor and the boys receive some exciting news. In the end, Nandor arrives at a big decision.
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The Misadventures of the Persian Plow by KristyLime for weakformemo (talitacortazar)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
13 Jan 2025
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Farmer Nandor gets a side hustle plowing. One morning while out on his route, Nandor stops in at the diner, where he accidentally spills some syrup on his fussy baby and a stranger in the vicinity offers Nandor some assistance. Nandor makes fast friends and comes home with an opportunity for Guillermo, but Guillermo isn't so sure he wants it.
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After the documentary film crew makes their departure, Nandor is clearly upset. Guillermo asks him to explain why. With a minor amount of prodding, Nandor lays his cards out on the table. As a result, Guillermo and Nandor embark on a grand adventure. The adventure continues with the rest of the vamily upon their return to the Vampire Residence.
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To Snip, or not to snip, that is the question... by KristyLime for weakformemo (talitacortazar)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
23 Dec 2024
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With the birth of their son a little under a month away, newlyweds Guillermo and Nandor de la Cruz are working hard to make sure they're prepared. It's a frenzy of cleaning, painting, assembling, organizing, practicing, and reading.
But when Nandor suggests he was thinking of skipping over the chapter about circumcision in the book that he was reading about having a baby boy because they "won't need it," Guillermo asks Nandor to explain what he means by that. An argument ensues about their plans as it pertains to circumcising their son. They soon get to the heart of the matter, make some important decisions, and then make up.
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Farmer Nandor and Pharmacist Guillermo Small Town AU by KristyLime
Fandom: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
21 Apr 2025
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Nandor the Relentlessly Adorable Animal Lover by KristyLime
Fandom: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
11 Feb 2024
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In the Immediate Aftermath of Season 5 (More brainrot) by KristyLime
Fandom: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
28 Oct 2023
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About six years after the events of Part 3, the Organization for Improvement of Familiar Vampire Relations (OIFVR) is on the brink of making a major breakthrough with the Vampiric Council. With the somewhat begrudging support of his devoted guy-wife, Guillermo de la Cruz is attempting to juggle his responsibilities to make everything in his life run as smoothly as possible. However, the unintended consequences of OIFVR's win lead to serious repercussions for the de la Cruz family and those close to them.
Guillermo unlocked the front door of the Vampire Residence. It was a cool October night around 1AM and somehow Aaliyah was still going strong… and had not stopped talking since they left Kate’s reception forty minutes earlier. Manni and Silvie had both slept on the ride home, but Manni had woken up when they pulled into the driveway and was walking in slowly under his own power. Silvie was still conked out in Nandor’s arms. Nandor had her glasses carefully tucked in his suit pocket with his crimson pocket square. It appeared that one of her shoes had fallen off in the van, but it could wait until the following night.Series
- Part 4 of The Nandermo Chronicles
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Every moment of happiness was ripped away before it could take hold and his father was the only one to blame. But even as he fumed, he knew there was no point. He knew he would always fall into line, no matter how badly he yearned to escape, stuck forever in a life dictated by others.
This is Cal's story, the story of a child slowly crushed by the system that brought him up, covering ages eight to thirty.
Bookmarked by KristyLime
12 Jan 2024
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Improbably, maybe inevitably, Alec Hardy and Ellie Miller have discovered that they love each other. Braced for pushback, they start spreading the news, while trying to figure out what "permanent" might mean.
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- Part 2 of Meant To Be
- Part 2 of Bluebell's Broadchurch: Chronological Order
Bookmarked by KristyLime
09 Oct 2023
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Oops, they did it again by weakformemo (talitacortazar)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
31 Dec 2023
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Guillermo and Nandor's enjoy a lot of sex during their honeymoon. Guillermo wants his turn at having Nandor's baby.
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- Part 2 of Nandor and Guillermo have a big family
Bookmarked by KristyLime
06 Jan 2024
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Never Meant to Be (1926) by Jovirose
Fandoms: Titanic (1997), A Night to Remember (1958)
16 Nov 2023
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After Pat finds her wedding ring buried in his garden, he asks Kate about her first husband.
And, to his surprise, she tells him the whole story.
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- Part 2 of The Waterbound Stories
Bookmarked by KristyLime
01 Sep 2023