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Hurry Down the Chimney Tonight by Laur
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Dec 2020
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“Nanny can be Mrs. Claus, then,” Warlock declared, in the tone of voice that made it clear he had solved all their problems.
Nanny Ashtoreth’s face appeared to flush several shades darker. Aziraphale’s heart leapt into his throat and forced a giggle out of him.
(Aziraphale and Crowley's plan to cheer up the Antichrist on Christmas successfully cheers them up as well.)
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Substitutes by Laur
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 May 2020
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Really, what rules was he so afraid of breaking? Certainly not the rules about self isolating and social distancing – they weren’t even capable of spreading the illness. No, those were just convenient substitutes for the real, unspoken rules between them.
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Demon on the Ceiling by Laur
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
28 Jul 2019
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There is a demon on the ceiling.
“Oh, dear Lord,” Aziraphale yelps and yellow eyes flash open, glowing eerily in the darkness. “Crowley, for goodness’ sake, what are you doing up there?”
Crowley is floating – or lying – with his back against the ceiling. As Aziraphale gawks up at him, he makes a gravity-defying stretch, rubbing a hand over his face. “Can’t sleep.”
[It's the first night of the rest of their lives and Crowley doesn't want to sleep alone.]
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Petal and Suzy and Nosey and Toes-y by Laur
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
14 Jul 2017
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Greg likes to tease Rosie by pretending to forget her name.
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"When there were no cases on, Sherlock was constantly coming up with new and exciting ways to get John’s adrenaline pumping."
Can be read as a standalone.
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After his death, Achilles finds himself in the underworld. Prepared to face his judgement and eternity, he marches into hell, only to learn that Patroclus never arrived. He sets up vigil outside the gates, and waits.
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'Where is he?’ he demanded, his voice breaking against the colossal thrones like a wooden spear against the walls of Troy. The crowd stirred over his shoulder, whispers amongst ghosts, but Achilles paid them no mind.
‘And who do you speak of?’ asked Minos, the barbs of his lashing tongue catching Achilles’s skin, tearing what little remained unmarked. He turned his attention to the last of the judges, and spoke solely to Rhadamanthus.
‘Patroclus.’
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Bookmarked by Laur
23 Aug 2022
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London, 2019: While Crowley’s poking around the bookshop one day, he discovers Aziraphale’s collection of Regency romance novels, and starts reading—and is surprised to discover striking parallels to a long-ago summer...
Devon, 1817: Aziraphale’s only here to ensure that young heiress Margaret is set on the proper philanthropic path. And, of course, if Evil’s going to show up (in the unfortunately dashing form of Crowley) and start trying to lure her into iniquity? Well, it’s simply Aziraphale’s duty to make sure he doesn’t succeed—by keeping a very close eye on him...
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Bookmarked by Laur
25 Jul 2021
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Anthony Crowley sells computer systems to London businesses–and specializes in sneaking extra charges and fees into the associated contracts. It’s not his fault no one actually reads the paperwork before signing it.
He thinks mild-mannered bookshop owner Aziraphale Fell will be an easy mark; surely no one that old-fashioned and dotty will spot a few carefully-worded technical clauses in his contract.
And then Aziraphale comes back with some very polite, very pointed questions – and Crowley decides that maybe pulling off the sale isn’t his first priority anymore…
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Bookmarked by Laur
09 May 2021
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Crowley's been annoyingly in love for six thousand years. What's another lifetime between friends?
Or: Aziraphale definitely fucks and isn't that just perfect?
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Bookmarked by Laur
23 Jan 2021
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Only Human by abstractconcept
Fandoms: Good Omens, Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 May 2019
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Bookmarked by Laur
21 Dec 2020