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    Chicken Ramen for the Pervert's Soul by

    Fandoms: Naruto  

    24 Jul 2025

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    Naruto fucking different women, what else could you want?

    A Plot-What-Plot? One-shot smut series involving Naruto and various lovely ladies of the Naruto world. Featuring graphic lemons, obviously. Some really nourishing stuff.

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    01 May 2025

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    Coffee and Spectres by

    Fandoms: Mass Effect  

    27 Apr 2016

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    Fill for the kink-meme:
    It's such a rare pairing, and really, Saren/FShep deserve a little more. This anon is begging for an au (obviously with NO reapers) where Shepard works as a cute little barista in a dextro-coffee shop, and Saren at first refuses to order from "the weird human with the red fringe" but the manager refuses to put someone else on the counter. Saren, with his usual arrogance, orders his coffee.

    And is surprised when it is really, really good.
    Cue him finding time between missions to visit the bubbly barista, (to order his coffee, why would there be any other reason?) then confiding with her about his missions, then... well, I'd prefer porn-with-plot.

    And I encourage multi-fills, and if you want to write some FShep/Saren goodness that doesn't include a coffee shop au then GO FOR IT MY BEAUTIFUL AUTHORS. Don't let my silly little prompt hold you back! c:

    REWRITE OF EARLIER CHAPTERS IN PROGRESS. AS OF 29/04, DONE UP TO CHAPTER 31.

    Coffee and Spectres has won 1st place in the Het (non FemShep/Garrus) category on the kinkmeme! Thank you to everyone who voted!

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    04 Apr 2025

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    A Fistful of Cicadas by ,

    Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow  

    13 Feb 2023

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    Turns out, Taylor has a thing for blondes with freckles so she joins the Undersiders without ever meeting Armsmaster. Smugbug ensues.

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    18 Feb 2022