Lazy_Jellyfish



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    Jon Veruna had been a marriage officiator for nearly two decades and he’d seen all sorts of odd things; still, he didn’t think he’d ever had such a strange medley of individuals gathered in his office at one time. Two Kaminoans, five Jedi, a fully beskar-clad Mandalorian, and two clone troopers.

    “I’m sorry, whose wedding am I officiating?”

    A tall, imposing man in Jedi robes stepped forward. “All of ours.”

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    Team Seven excels at two things: lying and long term planning.

    Kakashi wishes someone had told him that.

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    Mandalorians had this odd sense of humour where they liked watching strangers get teary eyed from eating the spiciest dishes.

    “Familiar with pirpaak ?”

    “Not this particular one, but familiar enough to know what to expect.” Ben replied.

    Food was an important part of Mandalorian culture. Aliite tended to have conflict over whose dish was the better recipe. It was like Jedi and their tea blends.

    “Where did you have it?”

    “Sundari.” Ben replied, “It was a lifetime ago.”

    “Ughh, Sundari’s drap? What’s the name of the place?”

    “I am unsure, though it might have been a bit spicier than this one.” Ben hid a smile at the outrage that followed his claim by taking another bite. Pretending not to notice the chaos he had caused, Ben glanced at the Mand’alor who was watching him in amusement.

    “Ever visited Keldabe?”

    Ben hid a laugh. “Only ran through it, really.”

    “What a shame. I will show you around.” Jaster offered.

    Ben smiled, “I would not say no to that.”
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    In which Ben Kenobi realises that it was only fair if the Sith actually had a player sitting on the opposite side of the invisible chessboard they had created.

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    Fist poised to punch a goddess. A glare from opalescent eyes. A flicker of chakra.

    Sakura’s fist met Kaguya’s face at the same time her vision went black.

    When she woke up, it was to find herself twenty years in the past, with a pair of eyes she’d personally helped shut staring down at her.

    (alt: Minato was not supposed to be this hot, and Sasori was definitely not supposed to be cute and helpful)

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