Lifeissoannoying
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“Something caught your eye, junkie?” Andrew’s voice was a low, even murmur, barely audible over the mall’s incessant chatter. He didn't slow his pace, trusting Neil to keep up.
Neil didn’t answer immediately. His eyes, usually sharp with the calculating precision of a fox observing prey, were wide with an unfamiliar, almost childish wonder. Above a brightly lit glass window, a banner screamed in cheerful, primary colors: “Build-a-Bear Workshop: Your favorite players, now as bears!” Cartoon animals, wearing miniature sports jerseys, grinned vacantly from behind the glass. One, a fluffy brown bear in a tiny goalie uniform, struck a heroic pose. Another, a sleek black bear, held a tiny Exy racquet, ready to score.
It was a ridiculous concept, Neil knew. A marketing ploy designed to fleece parents and appease children. Yet, for a fleeting moment, a ghost of a smile touched his lips, quickly suppressed. He knew Andrew was watching him, cataloging every micro-expression. Neil averted his gaze, forcing himself to focus on the task at hand – the list Andrew had tucked into his pocket, detailing their weekly grocery haul. He cleared his throat. “No. Just… an advertisement.”
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08 Oct 2025
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“No,” Neil whispers, mouth catching against Andrew’s collarbone. Andrew goes utterly, deathly still. His arms slacken where they press Neil into his body.
“No?”
“No, not— that’s not what I meant. Yes, Andrew. Yes. I meant no for your health. You’ll get sick.”
“Neil,” Andrew says again, and that’s his shut the fuck up Neil, tone. It’s not his favorite. He must tense, because one of Andrew’s hands slips down his back and rubs an easy circle. “Shut up.”
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08 Oct 2025
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In which Andrew tasks Neil with pondering whether he's ready to have penetrative sex and Neil turns to the Scientific Method.
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08 Oct 2025
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Every time Andrew and Neil try to have sex, Andrew bursts into tears, and they stop. This time they keep going
Kinktober Day 5: dacryphilia, finger sucking
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- Part 5 of Kinktober 2025
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08 Oct 2025
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Neil came back from his run to find Andrew up and waiting for him.
or: just a quiet Andreil moment.
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- Part 6 of All For The Ween
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08 Oct 2025