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    When the dad of one of Pugsley's friends gets a bit too friendly with Morticia, Gomez finds a way to deal with his pent up jealousy.

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    23 Sep 2025

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    MARRIED?”

    “Basically married. Permanently engaged anyway. Weres have their own deal.” Natasha sounds much, much too gleeful about Steve’s rapidly expanding personal hell. “So you better wake your blushing bride and tell him the happy news: that it was an accident and you had no idea what you were doing.”

    “I,” Steve says, strangled. “I can’t do that!”

    “You can’t?”

    “He thought I was proposing! And he accepted!”

    “Wow, maybe he’s just as dumb as you are,” Natasha says thoughtfully.

    “I can’t just promise him a ring, take him home, drink from him three times in a row and then wake him up the next morning to say oops, just kidding!” Steve casts around, looking at his wreck of an apartment. “I don’t even have any good champagne!”

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    18 Sep 2025

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    The mission resets abruptly, from objective: kill to objective: protect

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    09 Sep 2025

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    Captain America wakes up from the ice in 2013. The Winter Soldier wakes up in 2009, or rather defects from HYDRA, for a value of defect that’s closer to decimate. He ends up working for SHIELD. In April 2014, he’s assigned to Captain America’s mission as a sniper.

    Steve’s just trying to get some kind of life together. Bucky is too, or at least he was until tall, blond and Captain shows up and starts just - being there, all the time. It’s terrible. It’s the worst. He has to do something about it.

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    05 Sep 2025

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    The cell was a sinister parody of a cheesy roadside motel. An enormous heart-shaped bed draped in red satin sheets took up half the room. There was a small mountain of pillows heaped by the headboard, a little wicker basket of supplies Steve didn’t want to think about, and an honest-to-God sprinkling of rose petals across the bedspread. It would have been funny if not for the ceiling camera positioned above the bed, guarded by a panel of probably-unbreakable glass.

    The guards shoved Steve, Rogers, and Cap inside the room and backed out. The door closed behind them with the dull thud of reinforced steel and concrete. “You boys have fun!” one of the guards shouted, to a chorus of jeers and snickers.

    “Wow,” Steve deadpanned, eyeing the whole travesty of a honeymoon suite before them. He didn’t know where to start. “This is...thorough.”

    “I’ll say.” Rogers rummaged through the basket of supplies. “There are five different kinds of lube in here.”

    (A team of AIM scientists reach into alternate universes to kidnap alpha, beta, and omega versions of Steve Rogers, hoping that together they’ll breed the next generation of supersoldiers. The Steves do not cooperate. Hijinks ensue.)

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    03 Sep 2025