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5 times Zoro pretended he could get Sanji pregnant, and one time it actually happened.
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“Hmm, gotta cum inside if I want you round with my child, eh, curly-brow?”
Sanji's mind went completely blank, like fuzzy static inside of his head, not allowing him a single thought. Zoro had been completely serious.
“Wh...what the hell are you even talking about?”
“What? Don't wanna have my kid?"
“You...moronic ape! I'm a man, you know it's not possible!”
“Tch, a man can dream, can't he?”
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26 Sep 2025
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With a sigh, Zoro picked up his utensils and dug into the walleye, figuring he might as well stick the fork in himself. Maybe one day he would manage a normal conversation with Sanji. And maybe one day, he would find the courage to ask him out. Modern setting.
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09 Sep 2025
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Making his grand escape from the most recent jail cell he found himself in, outlaw Zoro grabs a bystander on the way out of town to take hostage. He hadn’t meant to keep the guy with him long, but when he proves himself useful in finding them a town with a fully stocked saloon, he decides to see what else the blond has in store for him.
Sometimes, good things come to those who wait.
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03 Sep 2025
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Sanji wants Zoro's blood, but can't tell him; also Sanji is Zoro's mate, but neither knows—naturally, a miscommunication occurs.
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When a wolfsbane-addled werewolf wandered into his garden and ate all his watermelons, Sanji had assumed the most annoying part would be tolerating the wolf's horrendous lack of manners—or the annoying persistence at owing him a favor. He was wrong on both counts. As the reclusive vampire quickly discovered, the hardest part was trying to remain calm when the wolf's enticing blood kept putting him at risk of doing something incredibly stupid...
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03 Sep 2025
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“Hey there, handsome.”
The voice is female and the words mark the beginning of an interaction Zoro wishes he weren't about to have. “Sorry, lady, you're barking up the wrong tree.”
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When Zoro starts getting hit on by every woman in a ten foot radius, he doesn't handle it very well. When Sanji gets assigned to make sure he doesn't cause an incident, he doesn't handle that very well either.
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25 Aug 2025