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    Penelope is enjoying a night in bed with her boyfriend when she does something unforgivable.

    She calls out the wrong name….

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    27 Feb 2025

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    People talk a lot about the physical and emotional impact on women during “that time of the month.” For Penelope Featherington, though, there’s an entirely separate portion of the month that hits her the hardest, and the symptoms she experiences are distinct from that other time. It’s a different sort of ache that settles low in her belly, a different form of discomfort driving her to cocoon herself in bed, and a different type of tenderness that envelopes her body and her mind. As time goes by, it’s only getting harder and harder to deal with on her own. If only she knew someone kind and handsome and trustworthy to help her through it…

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    Or, Penelope experiences extreme horniness when she’s ovulating every month and Colin offers to sleep with her “as a friend.”

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    25 Jul 2025

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    A collection of moments between Colin and Penelope over the years, each involving her period and the ways in which it oddly plays a defining role in how their relationship evolves over time.

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    01 May 2025

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    “This is…a bingo board,” Colin said slowly. He enjoyed the colouring—blue and yellow, somewhat complimentary, with black and cursive writing—appreciative of Penelope for taking the time to create such a thing, despite not knowing what it was supposed to represent or make him feel better.

    “A sex bingo board,” she corrected, her heart pounding out of her chest in anticipation of his reaction, and by the looks of it, he was utterly confused.

     

    OR Penelope creates a sex bingo card to help Colin get over his ex

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    17 Apr 2025

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    Eloise Bridgerton has never been one to follow tradition—marriage, romance, and the stifling expectations of high society hold no appeal. At 23, she is a fiercely independent solicitor, pouring her energy into civil liberties cases rather than entertaining the notion of love. To her, relationships are nothing more than distractions, constraints disguised as happy endings. She is determined to build a life on her own terms—defined by ambition, intellect, and freedom—not by a ring on her finger.

    But does love really demand sacrifice? Can she have both? She never even considered the question—never wanted to—until she met him.

    A dorky, lanky botanist with caramel-blond hair and the bluest eyes she had ever seen.

    Philip-fucking-Crane.

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