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Miss Hermione Granger is quite the wallflower. Her family’s former ward is determined to change that.
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It is the first annual session of the Camp for Muggleborn Integration, Networking, and Goodwill Experiences, and Camp Director and organizer Hermione Granger needs everything to go perfectly. Unfortunately, two of her counselors, Ron Weasley and Draco Malfoy, cannot stop fighting.
Enter: The Get-Along Shirt
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Dronmione shenanigans and threesomes at summer camp. There's fighting, there's fucking, there's friendship bracelets. What more could you need?
Written for the Wet Hot Dr(on)mione Summer Fest.
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Draco Malfoy is over Hermione Granger. He is. That doesn’t mean it doesn’t sting to watch her marry Viktor Krum. Ron Weasley understands, and he has an idea about how they can get over it.
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Hermione wouldn’t have given Cormac McLaggen a chance if this dry spell hadn’t gone on so exceptionally long. Thankfully, Pansy Parkinson is there to make sure she doesn’t go home with the wrong person.
A Porn Without Plot one shot inspired by Bexo.Hara and the song Boyfriend by Dove Cameron.
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-Feral staring across a nightclub,
-A makeover as foreplay
-Questionably safe apparition practices
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Ginny has trouble trusting people after the war and years of being a Quidditch star. That is, until her old friend and confidant Neville Longbottom comes back into her life.
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I've written two smutty one shots about Weasley siblings and I don't see myself stopping there. Maybe I'll do all seven eventually?
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Ron catches Harry fucking Malfoy in the Quidditch sauna. Then Malfoy fucking Harry in their flat. Multiple times. Ron’s been having weird reactions to it, like angry boners and weird sex fantasies. Even though he’s most definitely heterosexual.
It's fine. None of Harry's boyfriends actually stick around. Ron is sure it's fine. He's heterosexual. And he's definitely not in love with his best mate.
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A finger touched Harry’s chin, forcing him to look up and meet the icy blue eyes that belonged to the man next to him. “Do you like what you see, Harry?”
He forced himself to swallow, but did not look away. His hand burned with an old memory: I must not tell lies. The silence between them seemed to stretch on into an endless ether—one where time, space, even gravity itself did not tether Harry to reality.
Finally, he answered. “Yes.”
Or, Harry gets caught in a compromising position by the object of his every desire, and is forced to reconcile with reality.
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For her birthday, Hermione Granger-Malfoy is gifted a mouth between her thighs, and two
cockscompeting to wreck her - one belonging to her immaculate husband, the other to her tattooed ex.What starts as a harmless game quickly turns into a decadent tug-of-war: old rivalries rekindled, pleasure weaponized, and one witch caught gloriously in the middle.
She said she’d set the pace.
They said they’d behave.
Everyone lied.Now there’s only one question left…
Whosecockdeserves the crown?(Spoiler: she’s still counting votes.)
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Every terrible moment in his life, Draco thought about how one of the most powerful potions in existence curled up and around others like opalescent smoke, pulsing bright and thick like ichor, beckoning and enticing everyone…but.
Him.
Nothing.
Draco deserved this.
or, for some reason Amortentia has no scent for Draco. It's something he considers a terrible flaw and believes it's proof he lacks the capacity to feel romantic love.
But everything is fine. (narrator: everything was not fine.)
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An alternate version of what happened between Rumi and Jinu after Huntrix breaks up at the Idol awards and the Saja Boys’ midnight performance.
Or, Rumi and Jinu have an in-between moment to connect and be in love.