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Harry Potter and the Journey that is Teen Pregnancy by Weeb4lyfe_help
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Aug 2025
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“Well, Mr. Potter, it’s not every day I have to say this but,” She swallows, “It seems that you are pregnant.” Harry blanks.
“...Pregnant?”
“Yes, Mr. Potter.”
“But… I’m a boy?”
“Indeed Mr. Potter.”
“Are… are you sure?”
“Very sure. I did three different diagnostic charms and we used the muggle method. All tests came out positive.”
“Shit” Harry hisses in parseltongue. While she doesn’t know what he said, Madame Pomphry nods.
“Do you know who the father-”
“Yes.”
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This is insane. Harry is pregnant. Pregnant. Harry Potter. It's bloody mad. Despite the five years of Hogwarts, he's still new to this whole world. How is he going to be a teen father and the bloody boy who lived? He's lucky he's not alone.- Language:
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20 Jul 2025
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Harry Potter and the fact his life can't get more fucked up by Awkwardaxalotl
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Sep 2025
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Harry sees that playing the hero in his first year gets him dumped back at the dursleys with a pat on the back for literally murdering a man and decides fuck it I live like I want now. He goes to gringotts gets an inheritance test finds out he has a reluctant soulmate and that dumbledore is a prick. Shenanigans ensue. This is purely self indulgent and my first attempt at fanfic .
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10 Jul 2025
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Honey, You're Familiar Like My Mirror Years Ago by Dream_less_nights_Zzz, Restful_mornings (Dream_less_nights_Zzz)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Sep 2025
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“I didn’t expect you to be an Unspeakable,” Zabini said casually, his tone light but curious as he signed the last line. “Everyone was so certain you’d end up as an Auror.”
Harry hummed, glancing up briefly before returning to his form. “I was, actually. Did the full training, served for almost five years… then I got bored.”
Zabini’s laugh broke free this time, rich and surprisingly unrestrained. “Only you, Potter, could find chasing down Dark wizards boring.”
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His heart dropped like a stone as he took in the familiar walls, the thin mattress he sat atop of, the faint smell of dust and damp wood. His chest tightened as realization dawned.Finally, his gaze dropped to his hands.
Small. Pudgy. Child-like.
“Fuck,” he muttered, his voice trembling as the weight of it all sank in.
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or I sent Harry and Blaise back in the past for shits and giggles- Language:
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01 Jul 2025
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Magic has a color, if you know how to look.
After running from Privet Drive after blowing up his aunt, Harry begins to see the world differently, literally. Magic hums in shades and pulses in silence. A strange ghost starts to follow him, with the name Regulus Black.
Hogwarts is still Hogwarts: Quidditch, essays, stolen toast. But something ancient stirs beneath its bones. Magic older than wands or Dumbledore... And poetry that appears in Harry’s textbooks, written by someone who sees him in ways he doesn’t understand.
While the Ministry chases phantoms and Dumbledore plays a quiet game of control, Harry is pulled into a world of inheritance, lost power, and verrrryy strange alliances. The Heirs of the Wizengamot are watching. But not only them.
There’s strength in softness. There’s magic in intention. And Harry Potter is fucking done surviving on other people’s terms.Bookmarked by NoneSoFar
30 Jun 2025