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    Princess Zelda of Hyrule has two best friends: Link, her personal Knight, and Riju, the Chief of the Gerudo. After a Sheikah research mishap turns Link and Zelda into children and strands them in the Gerudo desert, they encounter a band of disguised Yiga. When they escape, Riju teams up with them to create a plan to deal with these strange Yiga and their undoubtedly sinister intentions. And what is that plan?

    Shameless trolling until they finally break character, of course!

    For their part, the Chain is just confused and concerned. It's not every day you arrive in a new Hyrule to find a very small Hero and Princess blowing up monsters with high-yield explosives, after all.

    Chapter 10: Bonus AU

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    "What are you doing?!”
    “Rescuing you,” Legend calls out from across the room. “Duh.”
    To punctuate the statement, Legend fires a sword beam straight into the eye of a hinox. In a burst of black blood, its headless corpse crumples to the ground.
    “You don’t have to!” Dink snaps, glaring at the heroes. “You really don’t have to! In fact, you shouldn’t!”
    “Hey,” Sky says. He has the audacity to look emotionally hurt. “You’re important to us. Of course we’d come to rescue you!”
    Dink doesn’t even know where to begin.

    Dink joins the Chain. Dink suffers.

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    Danny, racing to get out of a bad situation didn’t notice when his parents Specter Speeder was malfunctioning and too tired and injured to do anything about it ends up in a new world with heroes and aliens.

    Except these heroes think he’s an alien.

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    05 Jul 2025

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    Legend has a lot of secrets. Forget Farore, HE should be the Oracle of Secrets with how many secrets he has. Unfortunately for him, his usual brand of luck strikes again. An unintended dunk in the water threatens to reveal an old curse.

    But when push comes to shove, Legend refuses to let anyone else die on him. If that means Warrior will never stop mocking him, it's a price he's (reluctantly) willing to pay.

    He won't hesitate to slap Warrior with his tail though.

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    04 Jul 2025

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    Legend moved fast enough that Warriors didn’t have time to process the shing of a blade being unsheathed before there was something sharp under his chin.

    “We are going to do this my way,” Legend said, low and dangerous. There was something dark and desperate in his eyes. “At this point, I don’t care what I have to do to ensure that.”

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    Legend never expected to have to use the Song Of Time.
    He’s not sure how many more loops he can take. He can’t see his brothers die in front of him again, and they’re not listening to him!
    The time for caution is over.

    Maybe this will get their attention…

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    04 Jul 2025