6 Works by PaleBlueEis

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    Summary

    if you leave this laptop open
    i will write you poems
    about my life
    as a cockroach
    and ex-demon
    and about aziraphale the alley cat
    probably a lot about him
    if i know myself at all
    sure im a cockroach now
    its a new perspective
    but some things never change
    you can call me crowley

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,194
    Chapters:
    5/10
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    320
  2. Tags
    Summary

    Aziraphale takes Crowley on a date, not that he calls it a "date" in so many words. Or in any words. Even for a retired angel who keeps a feelings journal, there are limits. Crowley knows this, he just wishes he knew what they were.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/4
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    241
  3. Tags
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    "Crowley was a conversational disaster, a demonic Hindenberg of discourse who should not be allowed out in public, at least not with young people."
    ____________________

    After a long lunch with Aziraphale, Crowley heads to a bar to drink, pine, and pose nonsensical questions to his brandy glass. When a young human actually answers, Crowley turns down what's on offer, but thinks a mindless chat would be a fine distraction from demonic angst. He soon realizes that a decade of nannying the wrong Antichrist has left him rusty when it comes to communicating with Gen Z, but Gen Z, much to Crowley's surprise, keeps trying.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,003
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    398
  4. Tags
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    Armand Paul Chauvelin had a problem, and it was Blakeney shaped. Foppish, golden, and disgustingly gorgeous, this idiot was marrying the love of Chauvelin’s life.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,751
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    105
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1,230
  5. Tags
    Summary

    In the midst of welcoming back to his shelves new friends and old, the Principality of a Resurrected First Octavo Format King James Bible made the unwelcome discovery of a far more visibly positioned and plentiful self-help section than he’d ever have tolerated of his own volition.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,713
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    633
  6. Tags
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    Having successfully muddled their way through averting the Apocalypse, Crowley and Aziraphale drink and argue about brandy designations and poetry.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,286
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    105
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    986

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