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    "Because Sakura doesn’t blink the same 14-20 times per minute as all the other civilian born in their class do.
    No, it seems that Sakura, pink-haired, quiet, bookish, civilian-born Sakura somehow Just. Doesn’t. Blink.
    AT ALL.
    Or at least she hasn’t in the past 20 minutes he’s watched her."

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    Sakura is not shy, just odd. She never has a fateful encounter with Ino, instead, she has a rather confusing one with Shikamaru a few years later
    (and it changes both their fates for the better)

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    28 Aug 2025

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    Have you ever seen a time traveler dropped into the middle of someone else's butterfly effect? How about several dozen someones? AKA I nabbed all my fave clone troopers and sprinkled them into a much happier galaxy, with a touch of violence on top. As a treat.

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    11 Jul 2025

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    The Council had had less than three full days’ notice that Initiate Kenobi had been demanded back by his parents before the date their “emmisaries” were going to arrive to claim him. Three days hadn’t been much, not nearly long enough, but they’d tried.

    Three days went by—more than enough time to reach Stewjon from Coruscant, even with the hazards in the densely populated Deep Core... Yaddle started to feel a sense of disquiet, of unease.

    Something had gone wrong.

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    Sure, keeping the Jetii’adiik really would be a bit dini’la, but… Well, Jango had always wanted to be the ori’vod, for once.

    “You want to… adopt me,” Obi-Wan said slowly, blinking at Jaster.

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    No, Ben thought, this hadn’t gone quite to plan, but looking at his new family (sweet Force), Ben was more than satisfied with the outcome.

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    An expansion from the one-shot collection, because I have zero self control and all of you lovely readers are enablers! XD

    Title comes from the song "False Confidence" by Noah Kahan

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    16 Apr 2024

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    Feemor saves a random Mandalorian and earns himself the position of Jedi watchman for the sector. Now if only the mandos would stop hunting him so that he can investigate this terrorist cell in peace.

    Jaster really wants to talk to the jedi who slapped the darksaber into his hands before running off. Now if only the haat'ade could track him down.

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    03 May 2024

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    Also known as the "*slaps roof of fic* this bad boy can fit so many fuckin AUs in it"

    Sakura's family immigrated to Kiri instead of Konoha. She gets put on a Genin team with Haku and Chojuro and the three of them end up being taught by Kisame. This is the Pastel squad.
    Basically nothing bad ever happened to anyone: Obito, Kushina, Minato, Nawaki, and Dan never died, there was no Uchiha massacre, there was no era of Bloody Mist, Mei's running Kiri with Zabuza, Utakata, Yagura, and Kisame at her back, Orochimaru is the good guy we always knew he could be, and nobody's having any of Hiruzen or Danzo's shit. This is the Promiseland.

    Expect lots of fuzzy feelings and flagrant disregard of canon.

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    13 Jul 2024