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    Penelope Featherington has been trying to get over her crush on her best friend Colin Bridgerton for the last several years. It should be pretty easy to do considering he spends the vast majority of his time away from London and in far off corners of the world as part of his travel writing and social media enterprises. He’s never around and she only sees him a couple of times a year at most. However, it turns out her problem in being unable to get over him has nothing to do with how often she spends time with him in-person. Her problem is the telephone.

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    Or, the one where Penelope and Colin start having phone sex as “friends.”

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    07 Aug 2025

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    Colin Bridgerton objectively has a very cool job and a very cool life. He jets around the globe as a travel photographer, visiting the most beautiful and historic locales and literally get paid to do it. And yet, he couldn’t be more bored these days. That’s how he finds himself crashing in his sister’s spare room in an attempt to figure out what the hell he wants to do next. While he attempts to renew his enthusiasm for the career that once brought him so much joy or decide on making a change of some kind, he’s looking forward to a relaxing few weeks (maybe a few months even) spending time with his family and his best friend Penelope Featherington. Colin is anything but relaxed, however, when he finds out that shy, sweet, soft-spoken Pen has been hiding a career change of her own from him—a very lucrative and very surprising career at that.

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    Or, the one where Penelope is on OnlyFans.

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    07 Aug 2025

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    Colin Bridgerton is 33 years old and very sure of himself. At least, that is what any of his seven siblings would tell you. He's the lovable teddy bear with an ease about him that makes everyone feel comfortable in his presence. Never taking himself, or any situation all that seriously. And then he meets Penelope Featherington in a busy London pub and everything he thought he knew about himself changes.

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    07 Aug 2025

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    When Colin Bridgerton returns to London for a social media sabbatical, Penelope suggests that he crash with her for the duration, however long it might be. Sure, she's been in love with him forever, and sure she has a full-time job, and sure she's a secret romance writer and nobody knows it, but she's really good at hiding things, so it should be fine, right? But when she also suggests that he work with her publisher, all of the secrets she's been so carefully tending start creeping into the light.

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    07 Aug 2025

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    What can you get out of a writer’s block and a past acquaintance you have severe prejudices against coming together?

    In a desperate attempt to deal with her creative struggle, Hermione Granger rents a cabin in the Alps to isolate herself from the rest of the world. But unfortunately—or fatefully—Draco Malfoy knocks at her door, sure to have booked the cabin for himself.

    Stuck together in a limited space for an indefinite amount of time, Hermione slowly finds out the man Malfoy grew up to be is very different from the teenager she used to know.

    Maybe, just maybe, written words will manage to make amends for her inability to express her feelings.

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    07 Aug 2025