Randomness_is_my_order
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“Easy for you to say,” Mikasa regarded him from the corner of her eyes. “You have Konohan blood in your veins. Fire Nation will probably feel like a second home to you.”
Naruto’s expression faltered for a second. There it was. The kind of talk he hated the most. He didn’t mind being the odd one out—didn’t mind having bright blond hair in a sea of reds. The colour of his hair didn’t not make him an Uzumaki but neither did it erase the fact that he was not just an Uzumaki.
He had his father’s eyes and his father’s hair and he wouldn’t trade them for the world.
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In midst of the Second Great Ninja War, Uzushiogakure sealed itself off when the threats of war and erasure reached its doorstep.
Decades later, Naruto Uzumaki, brought up in the islands of Uzushio, goes to Konoha for the first time since his birth and together with Sasuke Uchiha—turns the elemental nations upside down.
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- Part 1 of Master of Chakra AU
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If Hokageship was out of Naruto’s grasp, then he would become the richest man in Konoha, by hook or by crook. He’d see how anyone would be able to ignore him then.
And he would do it the right way.
Naruto fails out of the Academy for the third and last time, discovers his unnatural and somewhat puzzling talent at seal-making and decides to sell everything he owns to invest into a business. Namely, a shop that sells his handmade seals. If he can’t be a ninja, maybe fuuinjutsu can make him the most prosperous, most acknowledged man in Konoha anyway.
___Or Naruto, at the ripe age of twelve, becomes a fruitful entrepreneur while everyone watches (with awe or with envy) because who the hell is ballsy enough to try and stop him?
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these rare emotions we sequester by Randomness_is_my_order
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
19 Mar 2025
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A collection which contains all those unlikely, discordant relationships which can come into fruition regardless, when moulded in unlikely, discordant ways.
____Chapter 1: every bird must someday land | Asuma/Kakashi
Kakashi stays silent and Asuma pulls, the mask pooling around his pale neck. Not for the first time, he takes a moment to just admire the face that Kakashi hides beneath, day and day again, the face he’s been curious about ever since their childhoods, when the only interactions they shared were the eye-contact they made from across the rooms and hallways and battlefields.
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rare-pair requests are welcome!
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if you shall permit it, i’d like to smooch your brain by Randomness_is_my_order
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
17 Mar 2025
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Naruto Uzumaki. Deadlast of their Academy class, famously known for his dumb-as-rocks personality, perpetually confused about the most basic mathematical operations had just said something undeniably... intelligent.
Shikamaru’s heart beat faster in his chest and he stared at Naruto.
As someone who was sexually attracted to intelligence, Shikamaru never in a million years thought that he would fall for Naruto, of all people.
Five times Shikamaru found Naruto extremely attractive and the one time he did something about it.
____Or Shikamaru is a raging sapiosexual and Naruto can be smart. Sometimes.
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- Part 2 of 5 + 1 = ∞
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They say he’s a good kid, they say he’s a dutiful one. Jounin who visit the Tower frequently stop by the doorways to exchange a word or two with him. People seem to like him and he fits in like a glove in a place he has never been in before.
His name is Naruto. Kushina doesn’t ask him. Instead, she reads from the registration profile buried under piles of other paperwork while she’s in Minato’s office.
A crumbling future forces Naruto to go to a time before he was born, a week after Kushina learns of her pregnancy, with the sole aim of changing everyone’s future for the better. There is one condition, though: he cannot exist in this world after his counterpart is born. He has nine months and then, he must leave.
One way or another.
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- Part 9 of Time Travel AUs
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Time Travel AUs by Randomness_is_my_order
Fandom: Boruto: Naruto Next Generations, Naruto, Naruto (Anime & Manga)
15 Mar 2025
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Stories having elements of time travel, all based within the Narutoverse.
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All my 5+1 stories across various fandoms squished together.
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Fan poetry I write about any fandoms I feel inspired by. Either written from the perspective of a character or generally about them/their life story.
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Various ridiculous oneshots that involve Sasuke and Naruto being idiots in love with some kind of fake-dating scenario involved.
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Bookmarked by Randomness_is_my_order
25 Jan 2022
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Some actual comedic gold–well, platinum tbh, it’s more valuable. So yeah. Great reads for just some fun, goofy, cracky stuff.
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It was "Witch Weekly", of all people and organizations, the first to notice and comment on The Boy Who Lived’s absence from the ranks of first years at Hogwarts. The magazine went on to elucubrate that the young hero was studying at a foreign school, possibly Beauxbatons or Holzschuhkäse.
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- English
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- 66,238
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Bookmarked by Randomness_is_my_order
24 Dec 2021
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An awesome, amazing, super duper great fic. Hits the Drarry feels right on the mark. A very unique take on Narcissa too.
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When Auror Potter is anonymously cursed with silence by being forced to hide his own voice inside his mind, there's unfortunately only one person in the country with the qualifications to fix it: Certified and Licensed Healer Legilimens, Draco Malfoy, specialist in Mind Curses and Afflictions. It's obviously a terrible idea, a disaster waiting to happen, but Draco's never been able to back down from a challenge... especially from Potter.
Features fuzzy cartoon slippers, devious house elves, 90s music, and lots—LOTS—of memories. Ron is annoyingly hot, Hermione sees right through you, Harry is a powerful idiot, and Draco is a reclusive masochist that would buy an entire city if it would make a kid happy. (And Pansy is "5'2, I wanna dance with you, and I'm sophisticated fun.")
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- Part 1 of The Ordeal of Being Known
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Bookmarked by Randomness_is_my_order
08 Sep 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
Drarry | Memory Viewing | Thriller | Lots of Fluff | Angst.
It's amazing, and a 'must-read' for everyone, imho.
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A Difference of Perspective by town_without_heart
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
22 Oct 2025
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Bookmarked by Randomness_is_my_order
18 Jun 2021
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I don't think any other series is as praise-worthy as this one, hell, I don't think there are enough words in the goddamn dictionary to express how amazing this is.
I recommend this a 1000000000%
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If you Can, you Must (Fuck Shit Up) - Dystopian AU by Inrainbowz
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
21 Sep 2018
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In a world where Quirks determine one's fate and people with the most useful Quirks are harvested to contribute to society, robbed of their future and freedom, being born Quirkless is a gift.
Of course, Midoriya Izuku uses it to fight for those who can't.
A series about Izuku and the various people he rescued fucking shit up and becoming heroes of their own.WARNING for Slavery, Blood & Violence, Major Character Injuries, Major Character Death and Bittersweet Ending.
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Bookmarked by Randomness_is_my_order
08 Jun 2021
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This is a gem of a series that should be cherished forever and ever.