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"You know, when I suggested we go out to eat somewhere for your birthday, I didn't think you'd pick a fucking Mcdonald's as your first choice. Not that you've ever been classy, Kakuzu, but this is a bit extreme."
(Now with artwork included!)
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Hidan is physically abused as a child. Orochimaru, his neighbor in the foster care system, is his only friend.
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- Part 2 of Mob Boss AU
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It's a modern Hidan/Orochimaru/Kakuzu story in which they're kidnapped at a science conference and stuck in the Amazon jungle for months. What else do you expect? (Multiple oneshots, a bit darker than it sounds.)
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- Part 1 of Mob Boss AU
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Civilians in the Hidden Leaf Village are sick of shinobi jumping on their roofs.
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Itachi does not appreciate the cold weather of Frost country. Kisame does what he can to accommodate.
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- Part 3 of KisaIta Drabbles
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Itachi tries to cover up his illness. Kisame knows.
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- Part 2 of KisaIta Drabbles
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Kisame contemplates his partner's height. Kind of cracky.
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- Part 1 of KisaIta Drabbles
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I Remain Unvanquished by Ratt9 for GoldenScales
Fandoms: Death Note & Related Fandoms, Death Note
26 Feb 2017
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L refuses to leave Kira alone even in death. Light never expected to be stalked by the detective's vengeful ghost.
In progress. Possibility for dark LxLight in later chapters.
[*** Horror ***]
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Nonsense Office Gossip by Ratt9, Stormygio (GoldenScales)
Fandoms: Death Note & Related Fandoms, Death Note
26 Feb 2017
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There's a rumour floating around the task force that L and Light are sleeping together. Their activities during the day certainly aren't helping their case.
[*** Humor ***]
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Going With The Fro by Ratt9 for GoldenScales, Edeleweiss
Fandoms: Death Note, Death Note & Related Fandoms
24 Feb 2017
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Matsuda literally falls in love with Aizawa's afro. A tragic fromance.
[*** Crack ***]
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Clouds That Travel by Ratt9 for GoldenScales
Fandoms: Death Note, Death Note & Related Fandoms
03 Mar 2016
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L was the last person Matsuda would have expected to find on the roof watching the sunrise.
[*** Fluff ***]
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Light's Pink Butterfly Belt by Ratt9, Stormygio (GoldenScales)
Fandoms: Death Note, Death Note & Related Fandoms
15 Feb 2016
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L asks Light about why he wears a pink butterfly belt. Light comes out of the closet and reveals his somewhat awkward feelings for the detective, but not in a way that L is comfortable with.
[*** Humour ***]
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Stabitty Stab by Ratt9, Stormygio (GoldenScales)
Fandoms: Death Note, Death Note & Related Fandoms
14 Feb 2016
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Stuck in traffic because of a goat, Mikami has a lot of time to eat cheese and gloat. In his van he comes up with a plan—to murder Takada!
(Because nothing rhymes with that shit.)
[*** UTTER CRACK ***]
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- Part 1 of Snorting Poems & Reading Crack
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And The Shadows Of Those Dreams by Ratt9 for GoldenScales
Fandoms: Death Note, Death Note & Related Fandoms
12 Feb 2016
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It's pitch black in the room, and that is why Light is not yet terrified—it is one thing to have foolishly convinced his mind that there might possibly be something hiding in the dark of which to be frightened, but it is another matter entirely to prove without a doubt that there is a deranged, walking corpse stalking about in Light's bedroom.
Still, Light cannot seem to rid the image from his mind of L coming for him. L, with his body of decaying, maggot-infested flesh and his gaping, black hole mouth that sucks in each pungent breath like a vacuum. It's the type of thing that only the living should do.
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- Part 2 of What Dreams Do Shadows Dream?
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What Stays In Vegas by Ratt9, Stormygio (GoldenScales)
Fandoms: Death Note, Death Note & Related Fandoms
12 Feb 2016
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Light and Sayu learn the reason why what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
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Where Dreams Come To Dance by Ratt9 for GoldenScales
Fandoms: Death Note, Death Note & Related Fandoms
07 Feb 2016
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The more time Light spends around L, the more fascinated with the man he becomes. The way he moves, the way he pronounces his words when he speaks, the way he understands everything without question—L isn't fooled by Kira for an instant, but when they're alone he still lets Light kiss him hard despite it.
L is creative and imposing and above all brilliant, and Light is more than just a little bit obsessed.
[***Very dark L x Light.***]
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- Part 1 of What Dreams Do Shadows Dream?
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Pencils Make Me Depressed by Ratt9, Stormygio (GoldenScales)
Fandoms: Death Note, Death Note & Related Fandoms
06 Feb 2016
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"Light-kun depresses me most of all," L lamented, staring down at his toes. Then, after a pause, he tilted his head thoughtfully. "However...perhaps he should kiss me again, just so we can be sure."
[*** FLUFF/HUMOR ***]
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With L's last breath he sucks out all of the oxygen from the room and the only one who isn't too stupid to notice it is Light, but Light no longer needs the air to breathe now that he has become a god. L's death brings to Light his freedom on a silver platter.
(And the regret comes in waves.)
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Markings Of The Mind by Ratt9 for GoldenScales
Fandoms: Death Note, Death Note & Related Fandoms
03 Feb 2016
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Rather than escaping solitary confinement unscathed, Light completely loses his grip over his sanity and finds himself slowly losing his mind.
[*** Takes place pre-Yotsuba arc. ***]
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The Letter L by Ratt9, Stormygio (GoldenScales)
Fandoms: Death Note, Death Note & Related Fandoms, Death Note: Another Note
03 Feb 2016
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After raping L and switching places with him in the insane asylum, Beyond is on the loose, aiming to steal L's identity and bend the entire world's police to his will. L has already lost his dignity, and now he might just lose everything else. Twoshot. Complete.
[**** SEQUEL TO "THE COLOUR WHITE" ****]
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- Part 2 of The Colour White