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It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.
This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.
When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.
How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?
Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!
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27 Feb 2025
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Neither Hermione Granger nor Draco Malfoy appreciate being betrayed. It only makes sense to team up for revenge. It doesn’t make sense for them to fall in love.
A fake relationship story, just for fun!
“If you prick us, do we not bleed? if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?” - William Shakespeare
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20 Jan 2025
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After a magical accident in the Department of Mysteries, 25-year-old Unspeakable Granger awoke to the voice of her Hogwarts rival in her head, who had been missing for the last year. Forced to work together for answers, they toe the line from enemies to friends to something new.
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18 Jan 2025
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A drunken one night stand with the Golden Girl and two Slytherins has more consequences than they intend.
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- Part 6 of Dreomione Chaos
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06 Jan 2025
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The Battle of Hogwarts ended seven years ago. Time passed, and they all grew up. Friendships thought to be unbreakable crumbled under the weight of navigating existence after such a life-altering event. New friendships blossomed amidst the chaos among the most unlikely of companions.
Hermione Granger and Theodore Nott had worked side by side at St. Mungo’s, specializing in treating the aftereffects of the Dark Magic that still lingered in their healing society. Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy worked as partnered Aurors for the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, attempting to stop the witches and wizards from utilizing Dark Magic before they ended up in Hermione and Theo’s care.
When Draco sustained an injury in the field from a form of Dark Magic they had never encountered before, with the potential for catastrophic lethality, their two worlds collided. Constantly thrust into each other's proximity, Draco and Hermione navigated a precarious balance teeming with past traumas, mutual longing, and unresolved tension.
Someone had been trying to rally the remaining Death Eaters, and every clue seemed to hint at a disturbing familiarity, prompting the group to question if the War had ever really ended.- Language:
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04 Jan 2025