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Hermione Granger was just trying to have a normal Tuesday. You know: feed her overly dramatic cat, open a definitely-dangerous ancient armoire, ignore Cormac McLaggen until he wanders off to do whatever it is useless men do.
Instead, she got: A surprise heist, four suspiciously well-coordinated intruders in designer cloaks, one ancient book radiating “murder me” vibes and a front-row seat to what can only be described as a magical boyband breakup under extreme stress.
Inside the warehouse: Chaos, spells, and a near-bludgeoning featuring one decorative bust. Outside the warehouse: Harry Potter with 36 Aurors, a plan held together with sellotape and rage, and Ron Weasley seconds from committing murder on live Prophet coverage.
It’s like Ocean’s Eleven had a baby with Die Hard and gave it a wand, a trauma bond, and a lot of feelings no one is emotionally equipped to handle. The intruders say they want the cursed object. Hermione suspects what they really need is group therapy, juice boxes, and a very long nap.
The Vault is: 50% tension 30% sarcasm 20% bad decisions and 100% one Gryffindor witch with a coin-based panic button saving her own damn life while the wizards argue about tactical logistics.
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25 May 2025
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In a world filled with desperation and doubt, you sometimes just need to devote yourself to ecstasy. SMUT
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08 Feb 2024
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Draco Malfoy was a student during the Wizarding War.
Now a professor at Hogwarts, the threat of war rises again with the return of Lord Voldemort and he fears for the safety of the students, particularly a Muggle-born Gryffindor witch and her Slytherin wizard.- Language:
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04 Feb 2023
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Hermione Granger spends her entire childhood and adult life caring for other people before herself. When an old acquaintance shows up she soon finds herself being more taken care of than ever imaginable.
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30 Mar 2022
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HIATUS When Hermione's parents are killed during the summer of before her seventh year, Hermione does everything she possibly can to figure out which Death Eaters are responsible, so she could cash in on the eye for an eye ideology. But when she learns who is really responsible for her parents' deaths, she'll need a new plan. When an offer falls into her lap along with the offer of protection through her new family and friends, how could she possibly turn it down? More importantly, why would she want to?
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22 Sep 2021