SadHornyLemon
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Why Boulder Punching Assholes Shouldn’t Be Allowed In The Labs by SadHornyLemon
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
18 Jun 2022
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Thanks to Chris' excellent marksmanship Leon and Wesker end up covered in an unknown substance...its sex pollen.
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Bullying Leon because he's my little Meow Meow by SadHornyLemon
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
28 Mar 2022
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Leon wakes up tied down in an unknown location, the culprit - Albert Wesker. We all know how this is going to go.
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Officially, Auror Potter has been assigned to the duty of Draco’s probationary officer after he is released from house arrest. Unofficially, Harry’s being pressured by the Head Auror to drum up false accusations against him.
Draco is working as a professional illustrator and calligrapher. Harry doesn’t believe Draco is still a criminal, but there’s something strange about Draco’s portfolio - and Draco never, ever lets him get a look inside it.
Author’s note: My original intention with this fic was to write a bit of fluff about Draco doodling Harry’s name in his notebook, and what came out was a snarky, slow burn case fic and something close to an artistic manifesto. I like this better.
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09 Feb 2025
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Foreshadowing (I Really Should Have Seen That Coming) by syringe
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Sep 2019
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An exciting retelling of Ronald Weasley's baffling and traumatizing finds at Malfoy Manor!
or, Ron walks in on Harry with his cock up Malfoy's arse. A well-loved plot line.
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27 Jan 2025
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Thorin loses more than just Bilbo's trust during the Arkenstone debacle. Bilbo swears he's fine...until it's all too clear he's not. WARNING: GRAPHIC
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19 Jan 2025
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Breaking Records by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
08 Sep 2017
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After the battle, everyone is excited to see their loved ones return to the mountain. They are especially intrigued about Bombur's wife, who he mentioned very rarely during the journey.
They are certainly surprised when she turns out to have bare feet and no beard. They are even more surprised by who follows her.
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02 Jan 2025
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A game of chase between lovers turns into something much... More.
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- Part 4 of Barduil
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01 Jan 2025