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You Can't Spell "Archive" Without "Hive" by Satans_Intern
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
29 Sep 2025
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Decades of plotting, of deft plucks upon the web of fate, lead to a single moment, the moment an Archivist would be confronted with the solemn terror that his lifetime of denials could not save him when the supernatural came knocking. It would all culminate with the crumbling of a single wall, both physical and metaphorical, dividing his mundane world and the world of the Fears no longer. A single strike to shatter his illusion of safety forever, all orchestrated by a single spider.
In one world, Jonathan Sims gave into his impulse to end every spider he came across in his mortal life, and that decision would reverberate around the world fourteen-fold until even the Earth itself cried out in horror. And yet, in perhaps a kinder yet stranger world, Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London, would do what he was primed to do from childhood and give in to his fear.
With consequences none anticipated, this unlikely turn of events will win Jon the trust of unlikely allies and the ire of familiar foes and change the tapestry of the web in ways even the Mother could not anticipate.
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With tensions rising in Vale due to the menacing presence of the Atlesian military, Ruby forges an unlikely alliance and finds something more in the process. Something that, until now, she had always denied herself.
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Herostuck by Satans_Intern for ToolAssistedRat
Fandoms: Homestuck, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
28 May 2024
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Two days before an impending confinement to the UA dorms following an attempted and ultimately successful kidnapping of one of your own, a class decides to play a simple computer game to unwind. This turns out to be a monumentally dumb fucking idea. The world is ending, your house is on fire, and half of your friends and idols are dead, but at least you don't have to unpack those boxes.
When Sburb ensnares another twelve players from a dying world with little to lose and everything to gain, friendships will be tested, love will bloom, and old demons will claw their way to the surface and plunge you into chaos inescapable without accepting an outstretched hand. With a little external help, some unexpected players, and a couple of stowaways escaping their crumbling reality, this cavalcade of bumbling do-gooders might actually have a shot at doing the impossible.
You were trained for this. You were taught how to break out from a tough spot. You've been expected to do the impossible since you stepped foot into the halls of UA. So, when the chips are down, there's only one thing left to do.
Shit. Let's be heroes.
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Cursed by the gods and embittered from millennia of isolation, Salem prepares for her invasion of Atlas before the crushing feeling of repetition begins to truly grate on her nerves. How many times has she done this before, leveling an army of Grimm against a desperate and pitifully human defense, bolstered by whatever lingering hope remained in their hearts, only to be pushed back by a stubborn champion with her dear Ozma pulling the strings?
It all used to be so much simpler.
Hadn’t she brought humanity together once before?
Where along her well-trodden path did she truly lose her silver tongue?
Struck by an epiphany, Salem decides, once more, to gamble on the willingness of humanity to toss aside sense for desire. Someone once coined the phrase “the truth will set you free” and perhaps, in order to truly gain freedom from her wretched existence, the only price she need pay is a little truth.
(Or, a Volume 8 AU where everyone is just a little smarter, Salem is just a little bit more manipulative, Ironwood has legitimate reasons to go insane, and teams RWBY and JNPR face enemies far more difficult to kill than childhood monsters of ink and smoke.)
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Second Chances Well Squandered by Satans_Intern
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
22 Jan 2023
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In the world we know, Overhaul is defeated at the cost of a quirk and a life. But what if an outside factor had a larger role to play? What happens when a girl abused by her parents for her quirk comes in contact with someone she sees as a younger version of herself?
Their circumstances might be different but abuse is abuse. Himiko finds that, for the first time, she wants the world to be an easier place to live for someone other than herself. She knows Eri will never be able to live a free life trapped in a stuffy basement to be bled and reassembled for the rest of her days so she does the only thing she can think to do. She meddles. The consequences are more far reaching than you'd think.
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The Mechs laugh at Jonny's co worker hating them by Alice20o1
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Mechanisms (Band)
03 Sep 2025
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Dead Space Pirates
First Mate: [Sent a video]
Freaky about ships: omg do they know?
First Mate: they don't
or a mechs/tma chatfic but with my personal headcanon that normal people don't really like the mechs but the avatars are like 'these bitches get me' altho in this one we only see the former and set in an au where Gerry Keay and Gertrude Robinson lives with the main archival crew working as her assistants.
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- Part 1 of el's tma fics
Bookmarked by Satans_Intern
02 Oct 2025
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Witches have a habit of returning from even the deepest of graves.
Prompt: WitchesSeries
- Part 2 of Promptober 2019
Bookmarked by Satans_Intern
29 Sep 2025
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There Is No Winning (Is There?) by LappelduVide83
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
17 Jun 2025
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"The Eye did not like its favorite Archive trying to cut himself off.
Tim stumbled to his feet the moment he heard a scream echo through the archives. In the corner of his eye, he could also see Sasha startle and Martin drop the mug he was holding. The scream continued to reverberate from the Archivist's office.
“What–” Tim is sprinting to the door that separates them from Jon before he could process what the hell is going on."
aka another classic Time Travel Fix-It because there is so much angst potential here
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24 Sep 2025
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The police comes down to the archives to interrogate the staff about Gertude's murder. Turns out one of them is Ashes, and Jon does not approve.
Your classic Mechs-was-jons-college-band fic except Jon hates cops
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24 Sep 2025
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While the wizarding world struggles with the return of Voldemort, Harry struggles with the death of Sirius and his own out of control magic. His summer before 6th year is unlike any other as he trains alongside the Order, grows close to Severus Snape, of all people, and learns of an unfathomable fate assigned to one Draco Malfoy, a fate he is determined to stop. As the world falls apart, it seems Harry's life may finally come together.
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