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    When Tom Riddle’s Killing Curse rebounds on Halloween 1981, he isn’t ripped from his body. Instead, he’s flung forward to 2001—where the Dark Lord disappeared without a trace twenty years ago, and the Boy-Who-Lived is just trying to live an ordinary life studying his beloved magical creatures.

    Oh, and he’s also sane again—for the first time in a disturbingly long while.

    How will he make use of this unexpected fresh start? Who did Harry grow up to be, with a (mostly) peaceful childhood?

    Sometimes fate and magic have a roundabout way of bringing soulmates together…

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    02 Oct 2025

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    Yes yes, Harry is the twin of the Boy-Who-Lived. Yes, he is a Potter. Yes, he was there when You-Know-Who tried to kill his twin. No, he does not remember. And you know what, he doesn't care. All of that drama is for Ben, and he can keep it to himself. What he does care about is his mum, learning about magic, curse-breaking, and perhaps finding a nice boy to spend the rest of his life with.

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    27 Sep 2025

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    Harry navigates a world where he is Voldemort's son, one storm at a time.

    Or,

    Harry Potter is reborn in an alternate reality as Hadrian Riddle.

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    19 Sep 2025

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    Summer after the traumatic end of the Triwizard Tournament, instead of Harry Potter getting visions of the latest evil plot from the Dark Lord, it is Voldemort who gets visions of The-Boy-Who-Lived’s childhood.

    And they’re not pleasant.


    When Newt accepted to become one of Harry Potter's secret guard as a favor to Albus Dumbledore, he hadn't anticipated being faced with a choice concerning the welfare and safety of a child: obey Albus Dumbledore's orders or stay at Voldemort's side to protect Harry.

    Though difficult, the right choice was clear.

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    16 Sep 2025

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    Harry Potter never stood a chance. Severus Snape was straight as a wand, still pining after Lily, and completely unattainable. That was the story - until Death tried to help.

    Now, Harry wakes in another universe… as Hades Potter, twin brother to the so-called Savior. His parents are alive, the Marauders are just as insufferable, and the other Harry is a pompous show-off possibly dating Ginny Weasley. But Hades? He has one mission: win over this world’s Severus Snape.

    Armed with memories from a life of war, a much darker kind of magic, and a dangerous secret prophecy, Hades navigates a fractured Hogwarts, makes unlikely friends, and unearths a future he never dared to imagine - if he can survive long enough to claim it.

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    12 Sep 2025