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Ten years after the war, the Ministry, and therefore Hermione Granger, is fighting against a network of criminals. When the opportunity to go undercover arises, she immediately seizes it. However, what she didn't expect to find there was Draco Malfoy, who disappeared just a few years ago.
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Hermione has seen a lot since the war, but Draco Malfoy becoming a Muggle rock star wasn't on her list.
(Spice with a rather small plot.)
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Hermione Granger and the Art of Going Unnoticed by letterheaded
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Apr 2025
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Hermione Granger, war heroine and brightest witch of her age, is sick and tired of being famous. Luckily for her, she finds a spell to hide her from the prying eyes of crazed fans, peers who can't seem to do their own work, and impromptu love declarations from pesky Slytherins.
But there's only one problem; Draco Malfoy just can't help but see her.
A slow-ish burn Hogwarts Eighth Year AU, featuring an angry Hermione Granger, slightly unrealistic magical charm extensions, chaotic Slytherins, and unhinged sexual escapades.
This work is inspired by the dynamic between Fleabag and the Priest in the TV series Fleabag (in particular, his ability to tell when she's breaking the fourth wall) - you don't need to have seen the show to understand.
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22 Oct 2025
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Love In A Time Of The Zombie Apocalypse by rizzlewrites
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jan 2022
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After Voldemort, there was this. The clock is ticking to create a cure to the unimaginable horror that currently grips the world. Hermione finds herself unwillingly allied with the most hated man in Wizarding Britain. (Alternate ending: 'La Vie En Rose', Audiobook by ETL.Echo.Audiobooks).
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20 Oct 2025
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Hermione gets more than she bargained for when Malfoy gets hit by a spell during their mission, leaving her to deal with five time-jumping Malfoys!
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14 Oct 2025
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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Friends, Enemies, and All the Broken People by lost_poet
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Jan 2023
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In a misguided attempt at house unity after the war, Hogwarts has decided to start doing a student exchange program between the houses. For the pilot of this program, one male and one female student from each house will spend the Fall Term in a different house to experience new things and better understand their fellow students.
Hermione Granger is looking for an escape hatch. Draco Malfoy is looking for forgiveness. The exchange program is just what they need.
Post-war, 8th year, Dramione.
18+ MATURE. CW: discussions of domestic violence and abuse, PTSD, panic attacks, and anxiety. Explicit language and sexual content
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14 Mar 2024