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    The local Primary school has a new teacher. He is, to say the very least, odd.

    A series of statements regarding the interactions of the townsfolk with one Jonathan Sims, never formally given.

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    04 Jan 2024

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    The Fetts are only funny to a select few people, to Boba's utter chagrin.

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    Five people who don't really get the joke, and one person who finally does.

     

    Podfic in end notes.

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    21 Oct 2023

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    In which Ezra Bridger lives in the ventilation system of the Chimaera, causes headaches for Thrawn, misses his family, and embraces his inner musical talent.

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    18 Aug 2023

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    The Emperor is dead and so is Darth Vader. So. Uh. Who exactly inherits the Galactic throne?

    Or, the Holonet discovers the existence of one Luke Skywalker and promptly makes it a meme. I present you the one long rant of a lone blogger trying to disentangle the mystery behind Luke Skywalker and his maybe inheritance of the Empire.

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    06 Apr 2025

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    “No,” Vader says, “I am your father.”

    Every bit of the pain, the terror, and the rage that have been flooding Luke’s senses is completely drowned out by utter confusion. What, he thinks, the fuck.

    Then, a sinking feeling completely overtakes him. The Force is telling him the truth of Vader’s words— he can feel them resonating, falling along invisible threads and weaving their way through his being— but there’s something not quite right about them. Vader is his father, at least technically, but there’s something he’s missing, something that he—

    Oh shit, Luke thinks, Vader is my dad’s ex-husband.

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    06 Apr 2025