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Summary
The working title of 'up to no good' was jealous arthur therefore the series is now graced with it's legal name (jealous arthur)
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Surrogate: The Director's Cut by Kraiva, Somniate, Trin (ssjtrinity)
Fandom: Malevolent (Podcast)
- Mature, Teen And Up Audiences, General Audiences, Not Rated
- No Archive Warnings Apply, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Major Character Death
- Gen, Other, M/M, Multi, F/F
- Series in Progress
22 Sep 2025
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Major Character Death
- The King in Yellow & Faroe Lester
- Arthur Lester & John Doe
- John & Arthur Lester
- John/Arthur Lester
- Arthur Lester & Faroe Lester
- Arthur Lester & The King in Yellow (Malevolent)
- John & The King in Yellow (Malevolent)
- Faroe Lester & Nibbles Lester
- John & Arthur Lester & Faroe Lester
- The King in Yellow & Arthur Lester
- The King in Yellow/Arthur Lester
- (in SOMEONE’S mind palace anyway)
- Dis & Lori
- Nibbles Lester & Shub-Niggurath
- Dis/Lori
- Lori Rosewater/Dis
- John & Arthur Lester & The King in Yellow
- Peter "Parker" Yang/Yellow (Malevolent)
- John & The King in Yellow & Arthur Lester
- Peter "Parker" Yang & Yellow (Malevolent)
- Arthur Lester & Peter "Parker" Yang
- Peter "Parker" Yang/Sunny | Yellow (Malevolent)
- Peter "Parker" Yang/Sunny| Yellow (Malevolent)
- Dis & Faroe
- Tabby & The Keeper
- Dagon & the King in Yellow
- Arthur Lester/Frank Lamont (OC)
- John & Yellow (Malevolent)
- Kayne/Odd (Surrogate)
- Dagon/Hastur (subtle but there)
- The King in Yellow & Dagon
- John & Faroe Lester
- Hastur & Odd (Unless...)
- Hastur & Odd
- Hastur & Odd (Unless...?)
- Kayne/Odd
- Wallace Larson & the Librarian
- John & Sunny | Yellow (Malevolent)
- Odd/Kayne
- Odd/Hastur
- The King in Yellow/Odd (Surrogate)
- Kayne & The Keeper
- Hastur/Odd (Surrogate)
- Odd (Surrogate)/The King In Yellow
- The King in Yellow/Odd the Bard
- Arthur Lester & Aria (Surrogate)
- Peter "Parker" Yang / Sunny | Yellow (Malevolent)
- John & Arthur Lester...?
- Hastur/Odd
- Andrew Larson | Wallace Larson & The Librarian (Surrogate)
- The Keeper (Surrogate) & Kayne
- Kayne/Alternate Odd
- Kayne & Arthur Lester
- The King in Yellow (Malevolent)
- Faroe Lester
- Arthur Lester
- John (Malevolent)
- Kayne (Malevolent)
- Shub-Niggurath (Cthulhu Mythos)
- The Great Race of Yith
- Nibbles Lester
- General Cthulhu Pantheon
- John Doe
- Original Female Characters
- Kuranes (Cthulhu Mythos)
- Dark Young of Shub-Niggurath (Cthulhu Mythos)
- Original Female Character(s)
- The Yithians!
- The Keeper (Surrogate)
- The Dukes of Ishara (Cthulhu Mythos)
- Sadie (Surrogate)
- Lori Rosewater (Surrogate)
- Dis (Surrogate)
- The Trader (Malevolent)
- The Oracle (Surrogate)
- The King In Yellow (The King in Yellow)
- Peter "Parker" Yang (Malevolent)
- Yellow (Malevolent)
- Andrew Larson | Wallace Larson
- Dis (Malevolent)
- the enemy - Character
- Sunny (Surrogate)
- Sunny | Yellow (Surrogate)
- Sunny | Yellow (Malevolent)
- Nibbles Lester (Surrogate)
- Tabby (Surrogate)
- NIbbles (Surrogate)
- Dagon (Cthulhu Mythos)
- [REDACTED] - Character
- Dagon
- Frank Lamont (Surrogate)
- Ialdagorth (Cthulhu Mythos)
- Odd (Surrogate)
- Aria (Surrogate)
- The Librarian (Surrogate)
- Tabby Mormont (Surrogate)
- Cthylla (Cthulhu Mythos)
- Walter | The Dunwich Horror (Cthulhu Mythos)
- Walter Whatley | The Dunwich Horror (Cthulhu Mythos)
- Gloon (Cthulhu Mythos)
- Dagon (Surrogate)
- The Gears (Surrogate)
- Other - Character
- Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
- Martin Blackwood
- The King in Yellow and the King in Yellow and the King in Yellow and the (Malevolent)
- Cthulhu (Surrogate)
- Hasteenies
- Also Odd (Surrogate)
- Someone Else We Won't See For A While (Surrogate)
- Cthulhu (Cthulhu Mythos)
- Hasteenies (Surrogate)
- Revenge goes wrong
- Sort of a Happy Ending?
- It's Dark But It Comes Back Around Sort Of?
- No Little Girls Are Harmed
- Everybody Else Takes a Beating Though
- Forced Family Instead of Found Family
- No explicit suicdal thoughts
- But Arthur Is Low
- It's Miniseries Time
- Angst
- Fluff and Angst
- Angst with a Happy Ending
- Sort Of
- Queerplatonic Relationships
- kayne is also there but mostly just mentioned
- hastur is a petty bitch and tantrums about dumb shit
- arthur lester is trying his best
- john is mad because he is angry
- if Hastur doesn't want to be bullied WHY IS HE SO EASY TO BULLY
- tw: nonconsentually giving a child a puppy
- forced family
- Cthulhu Mythos
- John is afraid for Arthur and he should be
- Hastur's pretty damn good at breaking people
- Fortunately it seems Faroe is pretty damn good at putting them back together
- FYI there are a couple of sentences of graphic violence but I promise not too much
- this is a perfectly normal fanfic. come closer :)
- Whump
- Angst and Hurt/Comfort
- Heavy Angst
- arthur is EXTREMELY LOW
- brief attempt at self harm
- but it's thwarted don't worry
- the rumor mill is spinning
- Crack
- Just basic Kayne fuckery
- Very mild but potentially disturbing emotional manipulation
- Gaslighting an almost-four-year-old
- Consider this... an hors d'oeuvres
- /ominous foreshadowing intensifies/
- Ominous
- Soft
- Healing isn’t impossible
- But it does take time
- Can Hastur gaslight gatekeep girlboss his way out of this one? (No.)
- This gets very intense
- Shubby knew what she was doing and is sharing Gardetto’s with Kayne
- At least Arthur finally got a full night’s sleep?
- Psychological fuckery abounds
- The word "catamite" is used but it does not apply
- Little pitchers have big ears
- Weaponized cuteness (we all knew it was coming)
- No Hastur that is not why your first plan went wrong
- Hastur stop
- (He won't stop)
- We can have a tiny divorce as a treat
- no goats are harmed in this fic
- but a fucked up lil creature is
- it's difficult when you're a baby and you get jealous for the first time
- kayne is here but he goes unnamed
- it's not super extended or anything but kayne is definitely a bit inappropriate with the protagonist
- Espionage
- Eavesdropping
- Just a little soft stuff to prepare for what's coming
- These are fluffy
- not too sweet
- Hastur's plan is... uh working?
- They are right to be nervous
- But it's okay to have a good time too
- it's still june 3 somewhere in the us HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN
- I HAVE GIVEN YOU A GOOD TIME
- john has a nice and fun time and nothing bad happens
- it's so kind of Harlan to put John's birthay during pride month
- happy pride everyone
- He hasn't forgotten
- Hastur sure has a lot of juggling props in the air doesn't he
- He has not at all forgotten
- he is Afraid
- (And he is right to be)
- Ignore the crossover
- It's just scenery
- CHEWABLE scenery
- Everyone's communicating so well aren't they (they're not)
- spring rite hm wonder what that's all about
- Rated "M" for off-screen monster-sex and Ravel's Bolero
- No really it's Bolero it's deserved
- also rated A for "aaah get me out of this"
- fertility rite
- It's all to honor Shubby
- Who wouldn't want her in their corner
- Two Drunk Gods and One Arthur Who'd Rather Be Anywhere Else
- No one is molested
- unless you count aggressive attempts at teddy-bearing
- you thought there would be no consequences for the rite? you thought wrong!
- in which john learns that even without a body you can get hungover
- arthur is doin better... for now
- maybe its something about it being a whole year
- errybody in the palace gettin tipsy
- holy shit we're at 20 parts in this series
- Oh sure this won't come back to bite anyone
- Yes Hastur this is a great idea it could never backfire
- Nibbles is also a baby and this is important to remember
- Ouch
- So sorry sweet Faroe
- heads up: violence to an amorphous eldritch creature (nibbs is doing her job)
- sad goat hours
- points and screams "SHE'S JUST A BABY!!!"
- hurt/comfort but in a parental way
- shub's a good mom
- but a human is a human
- Especially when taught to analyze their situation
- One might say it’s all coming to a head
- Not a divorce fic but some stuff comes up and realizations are had
- She's practically eight!
- Pity Dis is the only adult in her life shooting straight with her
- Warning for a little girl admiring her powerful father
- She doesn't know any better
- the boys can have a teeny tiny divorce. as a treat.
- not even a divorce really
- since arthur isn't really fighting back
- just a reminder that mental health is not a straight road
- even before you factor in the king in yellow
- soft boys. gentle. i love them
- The first of three pieces covering a few days
- covering some growth for Arthur and someone like Arthur
- beginning to explore the word... "broken"
- Warning for mention of Greek oympic foreskins
- Canon Typical Malevolent Warnings
- References to Past Child Abuse
- Religious Cults
- this is another nice and normal fanfic. come closer :)
- ignore my... friendship enabling stick. it is not a bat. it will not harm you
- content warning in the notes friends
- Who knew being bookended by two halves of an eldritch god could have a medicinal effect?
- Child death (mentioned)
- Starts heavy gets lighter
- We all knew this day was coming
- Complicated subjects
- Dark Stuff
- Is he a good dad or a bad dad I don't know yes no maybe both all none terrible go away hisssss
- (I am leaving that weird brain dump in the tags)
- everyone is trying so hard
- Nibbles can have a little wanton destruction as a treat
- this is silly
- just go with it
- It's improvement of a sort
- Yes I fully believe this idiot WOULD bleed out over stubbornness and a bowl of soup
- having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card!
- this girl needs some therapy
- nibbles is the best partner in crime
- goddamnit hastur
- hm! there's shenanigans afoot
- Oh those Yithians
- I mean it’s not like they’ve been read into what’s going on
- oh right this is FORCED family not FOUND family
- sometimes you gotta crack a few backs to make an omelette
- lowkey want hastur to crack my back tho it hurts so bad
- begone THOUGHT
- well you know this had to be coming eventually
- it's not as if Hastur has enough to deal with right now
- -shakes him like a ketchup bottle-
- John doesn't know what he wants
- Hastur doesn't know what he wants
- Arthur doesn't know what he wants
- They all need marriage counseling
- You might say the tension is Growing
- They really think she doesn't know what's going on
- They really think this intelligent head-strong little girl RAISED TO BE A LEADER
- is going to be fine with all of this
- "He fell" sure Hastur sure
- Okay to be fair the games are DAYS away and everyone is really stressed out
- But yeah these three chuckleheads need to get themselves figured out
- ...or three mildly sadistic writers are gonna do it for them
- NOTE: There is some physical violence in this one
- The answer was no
- She didn't believe them
- And this little girl doesn't know what to do
- i am NOT winding up a bat
- i am NOT preparing to swing
- shub! is! a! good! mom!
- don't worry trin has a treat for y'all later if you're good
- this one's short but bittersweet
- This will go on for THREE DAYS
- It isn't gonna end how ANYBODY thinks
- including the "director"
- Final story arc of season one is GO
- Tiny divorces for everybody
- Arthur gets to be a little bit of a PI again
- Hastur faces his limitations and has Some Dark Thoughts
- Looks like things are changing for everyone
- and at least SOME chickens are coming home to roost
- we've all been talked into doing something foolish by a kid
- Someone clonk their heads together
- this fic is certified compliant with the HPL Dreamlands canon
- No I am not joking
- just mixin up a mini muffin for y'all since you've been good
- tho this is more like the whole dang 6 pack
- Faroe has a plan now
- Everyone in Celephais has a massive balancing act to pull off
- Lori has a surprise background
- Arthur finally has some decent clothes
- It's ALL happening in Celephais today
- WTNV spoilers sort of
- when there's somethin' strange
- in the dead god bodies
- who ya gonna call
- gee hm surely this will never come up again
- and this will definitely not make kayne feel more pissed
- it'll be fine i'm sure
- Hastur doesn’t find the divorces amusing
- he really would just lock them in a room
- He’s TRYING okay??
- (also what’s this juicy tidbit he just dropped?)
- (irrelevant I’m sure)
- oh no
- he told you he hated repeating himself.
- He couldn't just send a hurricane
- He had to send a MESSAGE
- I think we can agree: message received
- Tw: offscreen animal death
- alas
- it's time to put the little girl through the horrors
- Both of them
- really got to invoke my silent hill roots for this one
- anyway kindly sit on that x so i can hit you with the bat you know the drill
- Thanks
- So anybody remember that fish-man who tried to hurt Faroe and got away?
- Slightly lighter fare before heading back into the darkness
- I do!
- 0:)
- What are we here for if not self-indulgent plot-bunnies?
- Also: Investigator!Arthur is on the case
- Hastur is grumpy
- None of them can blamed for any of this
- Reference of religious trauma
- Dehumanization
- warning for judicious use of a pun
- in this one Faroe gets a break from the Horrors
- until i strike again
- me sowing: fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah this will be great
- This Is Fine
- T H I S I S F I N E
- And YOU get some trauma! And YOU get some trauma!
- And then we lit it on fire. :)
- hey batter batter hey batter SWING batter batter
- i do not like the dukes of ishara
- don't worry they'll get what's comin' to them eventually
- time for more Horrors for the childs
- warning for an adult man manipulating a child
- the child turns out okay but he sucks
- kayne is mentioned briefly
- Just a minute of down-time between the Horrors
- (Even if that minute involves cleaning up after them)
- words cannot describe how excited I am to inflict this upon you all
- we're really in for it now ariana
- oh arthur
- You really don't see what's happening do you
- cw: manipulation of an almost-nine-year-old
- gonna be a lot of that coming up sorry everyone
- hope this fireside chat bodes as well as the last one did! (spoiler: it does not)
- hey nibbs what's your DEAL
- anyway don't mind me i'm just painting an x on the ground beneath this big anvil
- should be ready for y'all in a few fics :3c
- don't worry tho we SUPER DUPER promise we will fix it
- Perspective is a hell of a drug isn’t it?
- At any rate Arthur has some thoughts but like hell is he going to say them out loud…
- look we've been busy both with rl stuff and also busy cookin' up some grub for y'all
- it's gonna be super tasty be patient just a little longer
- mama's got a real treat for you i promise
- in the meantime: shoutout to the best character in the podcast
- the trader is love the trader is life
- Gaslighting
- Emotional Manipulation
- it's gonna be a bit rough for poor Faroe from here on out take that as a warning
- This one isn't too violent
- but i'll tell you what
- Hold Your Breath
- find your comfort blankie now
- Kayne's show is just about to wrap up
- Canon-Typical Violence
- Character Death
- Gore
- Grief/Mourning
- They all forgot what day it was... but Kayne sure as heck did not.
- Physical violence though offscreen
- Do Not Attempt These Feats At Home
- Larson Is a Sadist
- (Everybody already knew that)
- It's all about choices in the end isn't it
- Series-appropriate violence and language
- Fallout time
- Lots of drama
- no violence or anything much
- but everybody is VERY UPSET
- more fallout
- Explicit Language
- someone is drowning in grief
- Grief is a terrible thing
- Just a mini-muffin
- Part of Hastur's new plan NEARLY goes awry
- everything happens so much to these two
- but sunny is trying
- and parker is proud of him
- Uh-oh
- It seems Hastur has drawn... some attention
- Good thing Hastur is something of a pack-rat
- we don't talk about... you know what maybe we do
- Finally
- Part one of a very difficult conversation
- part two of parker and sunny having healthy communication
- we love this for them
- even if the conundrum of arthur lester is difficult to talk about
- its wild to think about how yellow was only with arthur for like two days
- brief discussion of faust
- Just a little talk
- nothing like putting the fear of god into someone
- Fun Times Were Had By All
- Are we at the bottom fo the mystery yet?
- definitely not
- But this is certainly... getting closer
- hey hastur hey buddy neglecting your physical needs probs isn't great for you
- gotta use the resources afforded to us
- arthur definitely won't think this is suspicious at all
- hopefully he's asleep wait a minute it'll be like... five minutes at most
- uh oh girls
- yeah arthur deffo remembers how that first one went down
- and they only JUST got here
- look at him go
- Some people don't have issues talking JOHN
- No rules just fluff
- This is crack
- This is a crack fic
- I don't know what else to tell you the King in Yellow is a hamster
- it's a nibbs fic i know y'all have been wanting one
- standard warning for violence done unto little creechurs who are up to no good
- certain people are starting to attract attention
- john is only there briefly being his bitchy little self sorry john stans
- half-rite: full rite consequences
- It's Time Everybody Hold On To Your Garters
- there surely won't be strange outcomes based on previous drunken conversations!!!
- not explicit but DEFINITELY suggestive in areas
- the morning after
- poor kid needed a do-over for her ninth birthday after all
- the gang's all here
- warning: this one WILL give you a toothache from the sweetness
- tabby really is That Bitch tbh
- uhhhhhh things get a little gnarly but it's not too bad i promise
- Some things are coming home to roost
- but before that… baking
- it's the 100th fic we had to go all out
- Intrigue! Mystery! Attempted murder!
- ANGST FOR DAYS BE WARNED
- John is... Going Through Some Things
- cw: vomiting
- what you thought people wouldn't notice?
- i'm not a soup girlie so i had to consult outside help for which soup i should use
- sunny is trying and we're very proud of him
- parker is especially proud
- He is having a DAY lemme tell ya
- Ballet to the rescue
- fun animal facts with the keeper :)
- we had a lot of fun with the memes in this one
- meanwhile: the honeymoon ends
- this was gonna have to come up eventually
- It's easy to forget from the outside that John is going through it
- Tantrums hide The Pain Inside
- Warning for Dick Trac(ing)ey
- WWII mention... sort of
- Lore - Freeform
- I wrote this and drafted it on Parker's birthday so it counts
- happy birthday parker
- me writing sunny: i'm going to make an [entity] that is SO [fruity]
- actually managed to keep this one a mini muffin
- sometimes chapters with the Keeper are all 'oh hey lets all hang out and cuddle and watch movies!'
- and other times it's "HERE COMES THE KEEPER WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!"
- one step forward on the long painful road
- but the first step is always the hardest
- keeps: why are you critiquing me i'm right
- Cruelty afoot
- Kraiva did the last line don’t look at me
- hastur was gonna find out eventually
- plots upon plots upon plans upon plots
- all parker wants is a break from his enclosure lets see if he gets it
- one of my favorite bits in the series is 'pahkah'
- because no one in the dreamlands has heard a boston accent before
- Anybody order some angst?
- Gray-Asexuality
- At least the way I experience it
- You got angst in my fluff! I got fluff in your angst! Maybe they're better... TOGETHER!
- the mysterious [Redacted] has been REVEALED
- y'all don't get any more info on him tho :)
- anyway uh oh uh oh uh oh
- The girls have been... busy
- this particular bird has been clamoring to come home to roost
- oopsie whoopsie someone made a fucky wucky!
- Parker has a keen mind
- he's really good at what he does
- but it's true... he was not prepared
- Angst and Feels
- even the best relationships have speedbumps
- Not that we didn't know what he was doing
- but did he REALLY have to go that hard
- (yes yes he did)
- to be loved is to be changed
- and sunny is feeling the full effects of it
- this is challenging for anyone but gods aren't meant to change
- even tiny pieces of one
- everything's fine here
- don't look too closely
- thousands of years of habit don't go away overnight
- or even over a decade
- surely this is the BEST COURSE OF ACTION FOR ALL
- And Now For Something Completely Different
- gods being dicks in other ways
- i wonder why none of their other siblings like to hang out with gorthy
- yeah we call him gorthy b/c it's funny
- well Kayne wanted drama
- boy would this go differently if a certain someone hadn’t been here
- Get ready for some c o u r a g e
- it's not so good a thing that Hastur has time to think
- (His plans always work)
- so uh
- Most wholesome preparation for off-screen monster-sex imaginable
- i don't know what to tell you
- psst Kayne is a monster more in the next chapter
- no good deed goes unpunished when Kayne is in a bad mood
- off-screen activity REALLY IS consensual
- however waking up in the situation he’s in is not
- technically dubcon in latter half due to memory shenanigans
- Odd is traumatized but he is gonna be okay
- Look dude you had to know this was coming
- Clever conversations usually work better when nobody is hungover
- Hastur cannot complain he brought this on himself
- Odd is a superstar
- Warning for “ponies”
- aria is the embodiment of 'gaslight gatekeep girlboss'
- thank god she's good at lying since arthur canNOT
- Listen: Larson is a wicked man and brings it on himself
- Secrets never stay that way
- we are not sorry
- Also the music is as Kayne might say an earworm
- Intermezzo spoilers sort of
- We figured it's a good chance to lay out just where Surro departs from the main timeline
- Also Sunny is Liddol that is all
- Sort of spoilers for the whole show?
- 'something something bodacious rack' was the working title i didn't mean for it to stick
- silly goofy nonhuman anatomy woes
- and then the power of acceptance
- uh oh odd youre getting lestered too arentcha
- And SunnyParks continue to win the award for best communication in this timeline
- Just some thinky thoughts from a deeply stressed individual who Has No Time
- It isn't every day a god wants to spoil a guy
- Pining
- ridiculous pining
- Really absurd ridiculous pining
- Self-pity too but whatever
- he's going through it
- This one ends in a.... PLACE
- At least Kayne feels it's all balanced out again
- Also Dis's cloaking device just slipped
- Dissociation and derealization
- everyone is goin' through the wringer in this one
- fallout isn't always bad
- also sometimes the drama one hoped for just doesn't happen and that's okay
- I don't have an explanation for this
- the toxic yaoi prevails
- kayne is in a snit the reasons will be revealed tomorrow
- can odd mansplain manipulate manwhore his way out of this one
- tabby: i've had just about enough of this guy
- sometimes you gotta choose the lesser of two evils
- You know what’s funny
- It literally does not even occur to them that separating would kill the other as a lever because
- they have zero desire to be apart
- Tagged for fantasized violence
- Fantasized torture
- explicit description of torture
- i enjoy putting the squid in situations
- keeps read up on a radical new way of dealing with snippy bitches
- she definitely inherited arthur's stubbornness
- sunny is going to help all these fuckers heal if it kills him
- he is using that as a threat to get people to cooperate
- so sometimes
- people who know damn near everything forget to double-check what they know
- Oops
- kayne forgor
- someone gon' be real embarrassed
- Just sibling stuff
- no really there is no trap being wound up here
- parker's goin' through it
- it's almost like someone who is used to caring for others isn't super good at caring for himself
- luckily his partner is not gonna let him drown
- heads up for fantasies/memories of violence
- it might be a mini muffin but i have filled it with rat poison
- enjoy
- the toxic yaoi returns with a vengeance
- kayne's having a bad series of days and so likes to show up and watch this silly little bard squirm
- not quite a kid with an anthill and an hourglass
- less destructive
- ...for now
- Faroe does a therapie
- One of her parents is doing it she might as well too
- (if only it was both)
- WARNING for this one
- There is discussion of sexual assault
- IT IS NOT GRAPHIC
- but it is there and possibly heavy
- It is a deeply needed conversation for the boys to have
- reminder: if it happened to you it is never ever your fault
- he's still in a mood
- that means it's time to poke around in things he has no business poking around in
- trauma is bad but sometimes... it leaves you more able to see traps
- and sometimes people are just assholes because their baby sister kicked their butt
- odd manwhored a bit too close to the sun
- kraiva: that's my boy
- -traumatizes him-
- kraiva: OH NO MY BOY
- at last the carnival comes to a close
- and with it a new beginning
- wow hastur is being so cool and magnanimous about this
- I hope thats real change and not a symptom of a larger problem
- anyway heres your vow renewals you animals. stop asking
- the NBM (nasty bastard man) strikes again!
- i've been chomping at the bit for a showdown
- the poor librarian here tho
- on one hand wally is his assistant
- on the other odd is ~THE BARD~ and SO fun
- on the other other OH BABY DRAMA'S A BREWIN AND THE LIBRARIAN HAS FRONT ROW SEATS
- sometimes two wounded people can find comfort in each other
- and can appreciate how things have changed and how fleeting this may be
- there's more battles to be won but at least they know they're not alone
- A moment of peace
- yeah no one is gonna see odd for a bit lmfao
- hastur has a lot of stress to work out and odd is happy to help
- he wanted to come to breakfast mostly to see the look on wally's face tbh
- a belated birthday fic for the birthday boy :)
- when trin mentioned her idea i lost it i love chocoflan
- no apologies from me
- I'm getting a root canal tomorrow and that stress is coming out as HOLY FUCK THAT CANDLE
- The slowest burn that ever burned is finally putting out some heat
- AKA Arthur had a spicy dream and has feelings about it
- Demisexual Arthur Lester
- nothing like an intimate ceremony to bring the freaks out of the woodwork
- lovingly but also not lovingly at all (you'll see)
- nothing can ever be simple in this family
- luckily odd is (mostly) up to the task
- off-screen hastur/odd sex but lots of on-screen nonsexual intimacy
- so be forewarned
- also there's a marking! which is kinda body-horror-y
- anyway we're so excited to be here and show y'all what this is SUPPOSED to be like
- we’ve been heading this way since the Wood so long ago
- time for some personal growth
- ig some spoilers for the dunwich horror if you haven't read it already
- and discussion of the traumas that may arise from a situation like that
- I swear we’re coming back soon
- no need to smite us!
- but we DO like working on the Malevolent Big Bang sorry Kayne
- Fourth Wall? What Fourth Wall?
- ah to be an outer god aware of the fourth wall yet unable to see past it
- versus kayne who is manifesting in my house as we speak
- season two is almost over
- I'm sure everything will be fine
- something something come closer we've got no bat to swing
- everyone just has to be moving so fast
- why can't the world pause while Stuff Gets Done
- arthur gets there in time as we all knew he would
- but maybe it's too late
- some things... have been getting worse since before Hastur even took Arthur to Carcosa
- some things can no longer stay under the rug
- we were gonna wait until after the mbb to post but we're too excited sorry
- why what's this
- a chance to catch our breath before the Big Show
- watch out tickets are very limited
- Mother made sure of that
- birth after all should be a private affair
- deep breaths everyone
- this is gonna be a bumpy ride
- Everybody is just a LITTLE IN SHOCK right now
- Overstimulation can happen to gods too
- overstimulation is no game
- neither is loneliness
- this one's going to take some patience... but it's worth the trip
- there's a specific kind of self harm where one keeps giving to the detriment of the self
- which odd should know
- but he loves his family too much to not try anyway
- one cannot pour from an empty cup
- All good things must come to an end
- though not necessarily an end
- its a long road ahead but odd is ready to face it
- he just hopes his family will be okay in the meantime
- warning for peanut butter atrocities
- reminder this is horror and can be horrible
- uh oh
- some bog standard kayne fuckery is afoot
- ofc on the night of baby's first gala
- sometimes we don't handle new feelings well
- and sometimes the new feelings echo olds ones too closely and we trip over our past
- nothing going wrong here
- nope - Freeform
- warning for flashing lights
- soooooort of
- will these idiots talk?
- no
- come on you knew they wouldn't
- john has a very simple philosophy
- "he who fucks around WILL find out"
- shame it doesn't apply to arthur in any way or they might TALK
- just an almost-eleven-year old trying to figure things out
- "precocious" means intellectually brilliant but really can't include emotional maturity
- treasure
- That is all
- there will never be enough time
- you knew he had to do it to 'em
- Return Of The Queen
- Identity can be really hard when you dont have the vocabulary for it
- But once again
- An outstretched hand can come from the unlikeliest of places
- And hope may win out
- we were overdue for a divorce i think
- poor john has to deal with his Big Boy feelings all alone
- or maybe he wouldn't have to if he uh
- talked to someone
- kings of communication here!
- tw in chapter 2 for intense sexual harassment
- details in after chapter notes of ch 1
- what can we say a LOT is happening
- will people use their words instead of cryptic nonsense? Time will tell
- gratuitous use of a binky (joke) (or is it)
- a flashback and a bit of a reprieve
- 'before what' you ask
- you'll find out :) - Freeform
- another case on the books for pahkah the wise and sunny the golden
- See you in season three
- :)
- kraiva: 'h-horse divorce...'
- we're so back babes
- a little appetizer
- if you will
- when two rivers mix they get muddy
- new OTP: muddy rivers
- trin and kraiva are that monkey meme rn
- ohhhh buddy you just gotta keep makin' the worst decisions possible huh
- startin' off season 3 going 200 miles an hour
- the problem with telling people hastur is taking the 'throw the baby bird out of the nest' route
- is that then john actually has to figure shit out
- luckily he's got the best people around to back him up
- while hastur's away his children must play
- otherwise people will think something is hinky
- everyone is being very brave and strong in this one
- even though that doesn't necessarily translate into good decisions
- warning for some attempted sexual contact as it were in ch 5
- Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
- do not follow this example you genuinely can die
- no real warnings for this one
- unless you count sappiness
- (for which we will not apologize)
- the slowest burn of all has finally ignited
- well and truly
- at long last kraiva can officially use the / indicator in the relationships tag
- bless
- sexual dialogue and sorta-offscreen sexual content
- not explicit
- buuuuuuuuuuuuuuut
- some yithians: "we poppin the BIGGEST bottles when arthastur becomes canon in fic 200!"
- oh man i hope nothing ruins the honeymoon jarthur are going to have!
- looks at title
- anyway back to business as usual in the Dreamlands
- a mini muffin on the 100th anniversary of a certain someone's awakening
- dark things are afoot
- perhaps the situation is much more dire than anyone thought
- Body Horror
- bad things are happening kids
- more trauma for the trauma bus
- the toxic yaoi is at it again
- escalation is always a bad sign
- offscreen sexual content
- i mean kinda onscreen but its not explicit
- Mind the Tags
- As for everything else... youre gonna have to trust us
- let it be known that you reap what you sow
- a homecoming of sorts
- and perhaps there is a price too steep for wallace larson in the end
- kraiva's being cryptic because she finds it funny
- part 3 of 'everything happens so much' day
- we'll get to the end of it eventually
- now we have the canonically supposed to be very smart characters being dumb
- and a very surprising tattle-tale
- as it turns out you can have two sides of the same coin
- with deeply different experiences due to the sources of their knowledge and power
- Kraiva says she’s not a TMA writer but here we are 😈
- the love was there. it didn't change anything; but it was there
- stinky boys take a bath
- sunny is fine don't worry parker put water wings on him
- it's about time for an ensemble fic
- time for a rescue mission
- so glad that everything is finally going to be ok so we can get back to the fluff
- The trauma will continue until morale improves
- everybody knew that favor would come back to bite her eventually
- nobody expected it to bite quite like this
- CW: mention of child molestation but NONE happens
- FYI they are together now and there is non-explicit sex
- "jarthur" is Surro canon now
- also they may clown on Cthulhu but he is not actually a joke
- everybody's in trouble
- just a glimpse behind the curtain
- they have a battle ahead of them that belongs to no one else
- also uh
- there will be explicit stuff in sides shhhh
- .
- This one is nasty
- Mean
- Dark
- ouchy
- very painful KAYNE IS NOT GOOD OR FUNNY HERE you have been warned
- everyone else is here too but they're more referenced than anything
- yes this is just after they all got kicked out
- Thanks Oba... er Kayne
- Sometimes though you just need to sit down and have a good meal for normalcy to raise its head
- also
- jarthur is canon now as we said
- so is sunnyparks
- yes the title is a Star Wars quote so sue us
- amazing how we affect one another when we tackle our own damn issues
- oh it's little divorce time
- someone's growing up
- no one's sad about that
- but someone was supposed to be here...
- menses mention
- of course he's not FINE
- but there's this thing about relationships that need a lot of work
- if the work goes both ways... generally it's going to be okay
- Nibbles on the case!
- SPOILER WARNINGS: we’re addressing things now from part 54 on
- well technically. surro diverged at end of s4 but part 54 revealed some Things that Happened
- and have perhaps been weighing upon poor John
- we've been building to this conversation for a very long time
- remember this is a different timeline - some things will not be the same
- sometimes things that are different are worse!
- everybody hold your breath
- it ain't over yet
- Spoilers for Part 54
- this gets violent
- very not pretty
- someone is getting A Bit Tetchy as his own private plot line continues
- someone else needs five damn seconds to think but he won't be getting that today
Summary
The King in Yellow had a plan. It worked, and Arthur Lester broke.
Then it all went to hell.
A certain Outer God took issue with his favorite show's cancellation, and arrived with certain demands.
Hastur is furious. His adopted daughter is afraid. John wants to kill his other half; and Arthur has a lot of healing to do in rebuilt Carcosa, in the mystical Dreamlands.
Forced family is not, as it turns out, a good time for anyone.
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- No Archive Warnings Apply
- John & Arthur Lester
- Arthur Lester & Faroe Lester
- John & Faroe Lester
- Arthur Lester
- John (Malevolent)
- Faroe Lester
- Post-Canon
- Alternate Universe - Post-Canon
- Faroe Lester Lives
- John (Malevolent) Has His Own Body
- Emotional Hurt/Comfort
- Angst
- The boys fight a little
- They have many co-parenting challenges ahead
- Literal Sleeping Together
- Found Family
- Nyctophobia
- Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD
- Psychological Trauma
- AKA John's Dark World trauma rears its ugly head once again
- Stuffed Toys
- Faroe is an Angel
- i love her so dearly
- Self-Hatred
- Self-Esteem Issues
- Hugs
- Kissing
- Words:
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24 Aug 2025