T0tally_n0t_3m0



Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 46

    Tags
    Summary

    With each new adventure, he'd find an excuse to touch you. Whether it was grazing hands, nudging your shoulder, or grabbing you (to throw you at times, mind)— he found a way.

    Most of all, however, it was his hand at your side that remained consistent.

    He never directly alluded to it. Never once did he make it clear that it was intentional. You knew it was— you weren't stupid. But it sure as hell made you second guess his intentions.

    Jax likes to casually engage in physical touch with you.
    You're not quite sure why. Not until a certain jester puts it into question.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,209
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    566
    Bookmarks:
    46
    Hits:
    3,685

    15 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I can fix him.

  2. Public Bookmark 48

    Tags
    Summary

    Hank 1 shows you just how filling a snack can be in the morning.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,592
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    640
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    8,688

    29 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Busted a mad nut

  3. Rec 18

    Tags
    Summary

    “I will give you ten whole kisses if you just let us start our day, Jon.”

    At that, Jon perked up. He considered it for a moment before saying, “Twenty-seven.”

    Martin laughed, surprised. “That is such a specific number.”

    “Ten is a specific number too,” Jon said, audible tiredness making way for a matter-of-fact tone. “Fundamentally, there is nothing that makes ten less precise than twenty-seven.”

    “Fine, fine.” Jon could practically hear Martin roll his eyes. “Twenty-seven kisses if you let us get out of bed now.”

    ----------------------------------------

    (it's 3,100 words of jmart fluff because I HATE THEM (me when I lie))

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,106
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    121
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    777

    02 Jul 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    They are so sweet. This made me feel warm and fuzzy inside I love them so much.

  4. Rec 22

    Tags
    Summary

    “Idiot,” said Martin. He seemed upset, but his touch was gentle when he cupped Jon’s cheek. “Can you tell me where it hurts?”

    Jon considered lying, but Martin already knew he was unwell, and Jon had just fallen down the stairs and lost consciousness for a still undetermined period of time, so there was no way he could make that sound believable. “My leg,” he said softly. “And my head.” He also felt the throbbing pain in his arms and elbows as well as somewhere around his ribs, but those were minor concerns compared to the blinding agony in his hip and leg and the splitting headache.

    Or: When ignoring the needs of his bad leg, Jon falls down the stairs. Martin drills some sense into him. It's all rather soft.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,346
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    211
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1,191

    24 Jun 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Cane user Jon AND teacher Jon???? I'm eating so good tonight.

  5. Public Bookmark 40

    Tags
    Summary

    After Jon rescues Martin from the Lonely, the two of them flee to Daisy's (surprisingly quaint) safehouse in the Scottish highlands. It's a paradise compared to the hell they've had to deal with for the past few years.

    It's not perfect though Jonah Magnus is still out there as are the Hunters and the Not-Them. Daisy is probably lost to the Hunt, Martin is still haunted by the Lonely, and Jon still needs statements to live. And no matter what else happens they'll be forced to return to the institute sooner or later anyway.

    But for the moment they've earned themselves a little peace.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,569
    Chapters:
    13/14
    Comments:
    92
    Kudos:
    262
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    4,669

    08 Nov 2023