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  1. Public Bookmark 79

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    Bilbo is a siren unable to sing.

    He is already an outcast before he loses almost all use of his voice.

    Now he is and adult and he is hungry.

    Enter nomadic Merman Thorin, who is big and musclar and one heck of a meal for Bilbo, especially because he keeps disrupting Bilbo's much needed hunts.

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    02 Feb 2025

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    There were three things the hobbits of the Shire knew for certain:

    The war against weeds in your garden was endless and impossible to win.

    Afternoon tea always tasted better with good company.

    And Mr Bilbo Baggins was a little bit odd.

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    31 Jan 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    In the aftermath of the Battle, Thorin is dying. Bilbo sits at his side, keeping vigil, but cannot bear to contemplate the loss of someone he has come to care for so much. So he prays to his Maker, that he would do anything, if only she would heal him.

    She hears him. And accepts his bargain.

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    24 Jan 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 49

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    What he expected to see when he walked into the room was Thorin looking over documents. Maybe the television would be on but with the volume turned low. His suitcase might be set on a rack or even on top of a dresser with some of his things neatly lined up next to it or in the drawers.

    Possibly, it would be sitting on one of the beds.

    What Bilbo found, however, was not that.

    Sure, Thorin was there. He was reading through documents and looked quite fetching in his glasses. He did have his suitcase sitting neatly to the side with only a few things out.

    But the detail, the small little detail that really drew Bilbo’s attention wasn’t any of that.

    It was the single king-sized bed.

     

    Or! Gandalf sends two of his employees on a trip to negotiate an important deal. And they do! They do their jobs. But shenanigans also occur.

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    24 Jan 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 26

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    The stories of old talked about the Children of Yavanna.

    It is said that the last Singer was born into the Baggins’ clan.
    And it is said that from the Baggins’ clan shall the next Singer rise again.

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    Or, Thorin is about to set out on a a foolish quest to reclaim his homeland but is in a dire need of a burglar. Little does he know that the hobbit Gandalf picked out for him is a descendant of magical creatures he used to hear about as a pebble.

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    23 Jan 2025