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Post-war, Harry and Hermione uncover some unsettling truths about themselves and the people they trust the most. Struggling to process these revelations, they seek vengeance against those who wronged them. They travel back in time to their first year at Hogwarts. This is not for fans of Dumbledore, Molly, Ron, or Ginny! Vengeful Harry and Vengeful Hermione!
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15 Oct 2025
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After reading Lily's letter in 1981 about how unhappy James is while being stuck in Godric's Hollow, Sirius decides to pay them all a visit like Lily asked. No one would care about a stray coming and going anyway.
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Bookmarked by TheOnlyHuman
25 Sep 2025
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Greed is a feeling that can easily blind the weak but ambitious. It can act as a compass, marking the right path but never an end. Because if greed plagues your mind, it will never be enough.
Barbossa understood this, though he doesn't always pay much attention to his own conclusions.
One night, lost in thought, he ends up receiving a gift that weighs differently within his greedy mind.Bookmarked by TheOnlyHuman
08 Sep 2025
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When the teleportation rune landed them in an unknown territory, Sam was prepared to improvise. He’d come too far, after all, to let Eret slip from his grasp before he got the answers for which he’d been so desperately searching. It didn’t matter all that much anyway, all he had to do was buy enough time for Lindsay and Marquess Manifold’s workers to track them down to the new location.
Except things seem to go off the rails almost immediately, and returning home wasn't as easy a task as simply activating the correct teleportation rune.
For better or worse, he and Eret were stuck, leaving Sam with limited options on how to move forward. He wasn’t sure if it helped that they were now surrounded by genius outcasts as they tried to find their way home, but whatever happened, he would protect his family.
THE SHORT OF IT: A Fantasy/Royalty AU that features unconventional A/B/O dynamics, political worldbuilding, a heavy emphasis on trauma recovery and found family dynamics, and soap-opera levels of non-communication. And also, there’s romance. See forenotes for more details.
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- Part 6 of Tales of the Antarctic Empire
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Eret's steps echoed on the tile. They placed a torch once they’d turned a few corners, surprised at the lack of mobs, and slid down the wall to catch their breath. Their legs ached from running, skin scraped raw.
The hieroglyphics on the wall across from them showed a tall golden being with arched scarab wings, standing before supplicants with the dark figure of an archer at its back. Eret recognized the god from a common myth of the era, a tale of life and undeath often placed in tombs, but couldn’t recall the specific myth that the archer must have represented.
This was a temple for the god of totems, who had once shared the server with the rulers of the Antarctic Empire and of the SMP itself, and on his walls he had inscribed a welcome to the dead, a reassurance and a promise: When you die, you will not be alone.
Eret supposed it was literally true, if nothing else.
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- Part 11 of dream smp fic my beloved
Bookmarked by TheOnlyHuman
06 Jul 2025
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just delicious. protective foolish. amnesiac eret who sort of quietly remembers in flashes when needed and just urgshhebedkendkwndk i love them
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“Sorry,” they say out of habit because they’ve been woken up by people a few times when they'd passed out like that, “it’s okay, this happens, thank you for your–”
“I’m pretty sure this is not okay, but sure,” the person says, voice dripping with sarcasm – oh, it’s Foolish.Or: Eret, Foolish and not quite trust yet... Except it literally is and Eret just has trouble admitting it (Foolish will have none of that, thank you very much).
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Bookmarked by TheOnlyHuman
02 May 2025
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Foolish is trying to get paperwork done but Vegetta and Eret won't let him.
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- Part 1 of Sour, Savoury, Sweet
Bookmarked by TheOnlyHuman
01 May 2025
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foolieregetta? foolergetta? golden man and two kings?? them 🥰
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get there fast and then we'll take it slow by Sroloc_Elbisivni
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One)
01 Feb 2022
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It was good that they were dating. It made this easier. Hot Rod didn’t have to figure anything out that they might all regret.
He yanked down his shorts to finish sunscreening before he jumped in, and had to look up when he heard Springer choke. Someone drowning was not how he wanted this weekend to turn out.
“Uh, Roddy?” Springer asked. “You, uh, forgot something?”
“Uh…” Hot Rod tried to remember if he’d left the stove on. Or the keys in the car.
“Your suit,” Arcee said, swimming back up to the dock ladder with a couple of long, smooth strokes. She wasn’t looking at him.
“I didn’t bring one. I was just going to skinny dip.”
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Or, Hot Rod takes his two (dating) best friends up to a cabin and accidentally seduces them.
Bookmarked by TheOnlyHuman
15 Apr 2025
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Three is Better Than Two by Kiyuo_Honoo
Fandoms: The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One)
06 Mar 2025
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TF Kinktober Day 31: Wild Card!
Arcee and Hot Rod were sexual menaces, and yet Springer still loved them.
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- Part 31 of Kinkformers 2024
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15 Apr 2025
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Gestalt Captivity by Kerriathechosen1
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
02 Mar 2025
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Whumptober Prompt #11 - All The Lights Going Dark And My Hope's Destroyed (Captivity)
Summary: The autobots come up with a simple plan -- capture one member of each decepticon combiner group so the decepticon combiners are unable to form. They don't realize that gestalts aren't meant to be separated for extended periods of time. The stunticons, particularly Motormaster, suffer for it.
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- Part 8 of Whumptober 2022-Whumptober 2024
Bookmarked by TheOnlyHuman
11 Apr 2025
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Yoo Jae Ha is in pain, and ends up reaching his limit, luckily his boss is there to help.
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- Part 1 of Tomb Raider King
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17 Mar 2025
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Family Ties by Clutzrox
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers (Bay Movies)
23 Feb 2025
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Everyone always says that dying is worst for the loved one left behind.
Sam has to assume that only applies when the person in question stays dead. Because his life has been a steaming pile of shit since his resurrection in the Egyptian desert. Mikaela broke up with him. He hasn't seen Bee in months. The Autobots are ignoring him. He's been exiled from college and left to the mercies of his overbearing parents.
But it's inevitable, really. If there's an Autobot disaster to be had, Sam will wind up in the middle of it. Maybe this time around it'll end up doing him some good. With every battle he ends up growing closer to the Autobots. Maybe this time he'll end up getting a second family out of it.
The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb. Does that still apply when most of the blood is actually Energon?
And why the fuck have all the Autobots started bowing at him?
Bookmarked by TheOnlyHuman
10 Mar 2025
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Loveseat by Mogseltof
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One)
14 Nov 2020
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Sometimes history with your oldest and bestest friends means shit gets awkward or you feel like a third wheel in your own damn home. Sometimes though? Sometimes it means they gang up on you in your kitchen and wreck you and that's just the best thing ever.
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09 Mar 2025
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gender jokes at the polycule orgy by Red Dragon (Red_Dragonn)
Fandoms: Transformers Generation One
29 Jun 2022
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Arcee, the original MVP, transes her polycule one mid-orgy gender joke at a time.
Short and sweet. No actual smut (sorry).
Bookmarked by TheOnlyHuman
09 Mar 2025
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Content Creators by regdog
Fandom: The Neverending Story (Movies), The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
13 Oct 2025
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Bookmarked by TheOnlyHuman
04 Mar 2025
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A prompt fill: "Fantastic Four, Johnny Storm & any, it was a cold that's all, but it was really messing with him now."
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15 Feb 2025
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Because who doesn't want to see Scott blinded and tied to a chair in a dark bunker in the middle of the Alps? Turns out The Hood is especially keen.
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17 Nov 2024
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A collection of shorter drabbles that didn't make it into longer fics, but might still be nice for a quick read if you're craving bro moments. Some have art! Chapter contents listed in the notes to give you a better idea of what each of them are.
Latest Chapter: Things go wrong in the worst possible way in space, and John doesn't know when to stop
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17 Nov 2024
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John threw his arm over his face as the lights suddenly turned on and tried to burn out his eyeballs.
Scott muttered apologies, voice kept considerately quiet. John heard the flick of the switch and the click of the door closing as all settled back to blissful darkness.
Shuffling noises continued: the thwump of what he guessed was a very expensive suit jacket tossed carelessly over the back of a chair, a muffled curse as something was tripped over and the cracking of Scott stretching out his back. Then footsteps hushed by deep pile carpet came back to his side of the room.
John kept his eyes screwed shut, arm still draped across his face. He could feel his own heartbeat, a touch too fast and in time with the throbbing pain in his head. The hotel sheets were a ridiculous thread count, all silky smooth with crisply made corners, but they scraped against his skin because they weren’t the same worn, soft ones he had at home or his sleeping bag up on Five which was also home.
He’d be getting smotherhenned any second now that Scott had found him, but honestly, he was too tired to care.—Sky and Star
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14 Nov 2024
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“We need to talk,” John said.
On the other side of the call, Scott’s hologram slumped over his desk, his head landing in his hands. “Oh God.”
“I found your search history…” John began.
Scott peered out sheepishly from behind his fingers. “I can explain!”
“It’s just pages and pages of pasta?”Bookmarked by TheOnlyHuman
14 Nov 2024