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    Bark universe fics

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    Alternate universe in which Lucerys doesn't die above Shipbreaker Bay.

    Abandoned & unfinished.

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    My gay little South Park fan series.

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    Lucerys and Aemond have been betrothed for a decade before it all comes crashing down.

    “You can’t lift me with one hand. Two, maybe.” He knows his face is flushed from the wine.

    Aemond’s is, too, high on his cheeks. He murmurs, “Will you take that bet?”

    “No.”

    “Hm.”

    Lucerys used to hate that sound, and he still does, but there’s this sort of new thing that’s started to go wrong in him where Aemond being Aemond makes his stomach leap. He jiggles one leg beneath the table, trying to work the feeling out.

    Joff pleads, “Mother, please, can you make them stop.”

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    20 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 66

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    Aemond watched in horror as Lucerys pressed the tip of his sword to the trembling High Septon’s throat.

    This was not the timid boy who once hid behind his mother’s skirts. The man before him was taller, broader, and burning with the wild light of their bloodline.

    Targaryen madness, Aemond thought.

    When Lucerys spoke, his voice was calm—clear, cold, and utterly certain.

    "You will release Prince Aemond from his vows, you will wed him to me.", he smiled, there was nothing gentle about it, "You will do it now."

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    It has been five years since the war ended—five years since Prince Aemond Targaryen became Septa Aemond.

    He thought the rest of his life would pass in silence.

    Until the day Lucerys Velaryon came for him.

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    Elliott paused, took a steadying sip of his wine. “I wonder, sometimes, if what I perceive as happiness is really the color blue. It’s around me already, but I don’t see it as such.”

    Clint didn’t say anything. It worried Elliott for a moment, but then the blacksmith softened. “I like how you talk,” he said, his hands curling around his mug of beer.

    “I like talking to you,” Elliott said, and he found himself thinking about how Clint’s beard might feel pressed against his chin.

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    Kinktober 2025, Day Seven
    Prompt: Intoxication

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    Sam grips his beer, teeth clenched as he pretends not to hear his friends gossip about Pelican Town's hottest new drama— Alex Mullner, resident jock, is gay.

    For so long Sam's thought he's the only one. His stomach drops even thinking about it. Maybe it's the weed. Maybe it's the way Alex looks at him with a lopsided smile and pearly white teeth. Hell, maybe it's the way that even though they're worlds apart, Alex understands him more than anyone else in this stupid town ever could. Whatever it is, it's as intoxicating as it is terrifying. And he's feeling brave.

    Or, Alex gets outed and smokes weed for the first time in the abandoned community centre with a closeted Sam. Lots of feelings and smut ensues.

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    03 Oct 2025