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“—and I know that there’s Becca and Tanner and Millie to consider, but I was wondering if you maybe wanted to move in? Together? With me?”
Mel blinks. He certainly doesn’t look like he’s having a stroke.
“Frank, why would we move in together?”
“I thought it might be nice,” he shrugs here, acting nonchalant even though Mel can see the tension in his jaw. “To take that next step in our relationship.”
“Frank, what are you talking about? We’re not in a relationship?”
At this, Frank’s frown deepens before widening into a frustrated half smile. “Uh, yes we are? We’ve been dating for nine months?”
What.
Or, Frank thinks Mel doesn’t do physical touch.
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24 Sep 2025
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Jack Abbot is two beers and a bourbon into the evening, pleasantly warm but not actually drunk. He thinks if he was drunk, he’d write this whole conversation off as an elaborate hallucination. Chucking a handful of mixed nuts into his mouth, he’s still not entirely sold on it not being some sex-deprived, testosterone-fueled fantasy his mind has cooked up after a full dose of trazodone.
Apparently, Samira Mohan is a virgin.
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Samira doesn't want to finish out her residency still a virgin. She asks Jack Abbot to help. There are to be no feelings involved.
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24 Sep 2025
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It’s that time of year…PTMC Summer League baseball is in our midst. I know there wasn’t an emergency department team last year, so let’s try to revive the long standing tradition of The Pitt dominance. Three time league champs—this summer is the year we go for four.
If you have any questions, feel free to shoot me a text: 555-109-1115.
Let’s go out and win this damn thing.
or: the baseball, daddy kink au
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19 Sep 2025
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my idle daydreams of inactive suicide risk/prettiest girl in the world and what they'd get up to together
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30 Aug 2025
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if it's the thought that counts, let's think it through by A_Different_Type_of_Flower
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)
27 Aug 2025
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For the record, Samira never thought she would ask Jack Abbot about his penis, metaphorically or otherwise.
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How to get your crush to notice you, so you don’t get stabbed.
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27 Aug 2025