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After an exhausting night in which she fell asleep on the couch in Yelena’s arms, Kate Bishop wakes up in an unfamiliar place—a makeshift operating room in which she’s being called upon to save lives. All the usual questions run through her mind: Where am I? How did I get here? How do I get home? What happened to Yelena? But before she can figure out the answers to those questions, she’s got to stop her patient from bleeding out!
My take on the Bishova September Week Day 4 prompt – AU Fiction (Sci-Fi/Fantasy).
“Doctor? Doctor? Doctor Bishop! He’s starting to bleed out.” A nurse at Kate’s own operating table broke through her disconnected attempts to make sense of her environment.
“Oh, shit!” the raven-haired now-surgeon muttered. What the hell was she doing? Where the hell was she? One minute she was cuddling with Yelena and the dogs on the couch after a particularly stressful patrol—she had remembered that much—and the next, she was here—wherever that was—with some young man’s life in her very much unqualified hands.
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“Kate Bishop, Fancy Meeting You Like This Again.” by Uncle Asad (Uncle_Asad)
Fandoms: Hawkeye (TV 2021)
30 Sep 2025
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Five times Kate Bishop met Yelena Belova and watched her walk (ok, climb out a window, or run down a building, or…) away, and one time she didn’t have to. Inspired by a tumblr meme.
Trigger warnings for mentions of human trafficking and a brief period of mildly dubious consent.
The fifth time Kate Bishop met Yelena Belova, it was at the docks in Red Hook the following year. Wilson Fisk was making moves again, and before anything hit Hell’s Kitchen, it had to come through Red Hook.
“Kate Bishop, hiii! Fancy seeing you here again.”
“I thought I asked you to let me know next time you were in town.”
“I thought I told you I worked alone.”
“We still have to get drinks,” the archer countered, a twinkle in her eye.
“You stay out of my way tonight, and we will get drinks after, yes?” The assassin’s lips curled into a smirk as she countered.
“We team up, and I’ll take you out to dinner after.” Kate’s smile lit up her face as she played her trump card. “I know a place that serves dozens of varieties of macaroni and cheese.”
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Josie Saltzman was a talented witch. Careful. Deliberate. Thorough. She had run her idea by the headmaster, Professor Vardemus, for his feedback (the distinguished scholar of magic had called it “brilliant”). She had double-checked the pronunciation of every word of the incantation. She had chosen a location where she was unlikely to be interrupted. She had meditated beforehand, to clear her mind and focus it on only the task at hand. She had run through her pre-ritual checklist. Everything was in order. Everything was set to ensure success.
So how had it all gone so terribly wrong?
The one thing Josie Saltzman had failed to account for was the innate butterfingeredness of her boyfriend, Landon Kirby, world’s only phoenix.
Or, 2x07, but make it Hosie.
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“Do Not Look So Surprised, Kate Bishop.” by Uncle Asad (Uncle_Asad)
Fandoms: Hawkeye (TV 2021)
04 Aug 2025
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Kate Bishop is a newly-minted college graduate and the newest employee of Bishop Security—by day. By night, she helps keep New York safe and works to unravel the city’s criminal underbelly. Lately, she’s been following a curious string of murders, seemingly unconnected except for one detail—the work of a new serial killer. The new Hawkeye never imagined she’d come face-to-face with the killer—or who it turns out to be.
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A little while down the road, Kate, Yelena, and the dogs enjoy a lazy vacation at the Bishop cabin Upstate. Fun—and fluff—ensues.
(An antidote to “You Know Nothing, Kate Bishop!”)
“Mmm, best burger I’ve ever had,” Kate moaned euphorically, her mouth full, with beef juice, ketchup, mustard, relish, and tomato juice trickling from the corners of her mouth.
Yelena stared, mildly amused. (It would have been disbelief, but she was used to Kate’s antics by now.) “You said that about the last one.”
“Yeah, but that was before I had the Yelena Belova double cheeseburger,” the archer countered. “Twice the meat, twice the cheese…twice as good, Yel…. Seriously, you should try it,” she continued, extending her hand with a half-eaten double-decker burger.
“If I had wanted an obscene amount of meat in a single sandwich, I would have made one myself.”
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A series of loosely-connected Hosie tales involving treats from the Salvatore School kitchen. Fluffy one-shots for when you need a bit of sweetness.
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Works that are allegories, with helpful words for trying times.
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My contributions to the Hosietober 2024 event.
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A series of Hosie and Hosie+Pizzie fics inspired by a famous American sitcom.
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Scenes from Mikaelson Memorial Hospital by Uncle Asad (Uncle_Asad)
Fandom: Legacies (TV 2018)
26 Mar 2023
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A series of loosely-connected Hosie tales taking place in a universe similar to Josie’s therapy box in 4x08, the Mikaelson Memorial Hospital. Short, mostly spicy one-shots for when you need some sexy doctors in your life.
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To Light in the Darkness by StoriesAboutUs
Fandoms: Hawkeye (TV 2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe
17 Apr 2025
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Kate and Yelena are deep undercover in the suburbs, posing as a married couple while working to dismantle what’s left of Fisk’s criminal empire. It’s supposed to be simple—keep a low profile, gather intel, and avoid suspicion. But between nosy neighbors, unexpected dinner guests, and a fake relationship that starts feeling way too real, things get complicated.
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Kate Bishop Dies on a Thursday by Axin_Nite
Fandoms: Hawkeye (TV 2021), Black Widow (Movie 2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe
15 Jun 2024
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Kate Bishop is living the same day, over and over, and every day she dies. Luckily, she doesn't remember any of it.
But Yelena does.
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I Hear You Call My Name, and It Feels Like Home by StolenParadise
Fandoms: Hawkeye (TV 2021)
06 Oct 2025
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"Holy hell!" Kate gasps, eyes wide with shock. "It's Hawkeye! The Hawkeye! The Avenger! In...whatever room this is. Wait, where am I? Why is Hawkeye here? Oh my God, did I die? Is this heaven?"
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“Kate Bishop...” Yelena swallows, nausea quickly building. “Are you being serious? Please tell me you’re playing a really cruel joke. I do not like this… Please stop.”
“Stop what? If anything, there’s a joke being played on me! But if it means meeting Hawkeye, then I don’t mind.”
“I’ll get the doctor. Clint, come with me,” Laura says quickly, already heading for the door, Clint following with an uneasy look.
Kate turns to Yelena. “Hawkeye is here. Oh my god. I can’t believe it. Can you believe it? Oh yeah, who are you, by the way? Sorry if that sounds rude.”///
AKAThe one where Kate doesn’t remember anything about Christmas 2024 and beyond after a mission gone wrong. Set 7 months post-canon.
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you were red and you liked me cause I was blue by authormaya
Fandoms: Legacies (TV 2018), The Vampire Diaries (TV), The Originals (TV)
04 Oct 2025
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After Malivore’s defeat, Hope Mikaelson should feel like she’s finally won. Instead, she’s left with ashes in her lungs, a school that calls her a savior, and the hollow ache of Josie Saltzman refusing to meet her eyes.
But carrying the Mikaelson name means the past is never truly past. Shadows stir, old sins cling like scars, and Hope must balance the weight of legacy with the silence that hurts most—the distance of the one person she can’t stop missing.
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Happens mid-Season 2
Bookmarked by Uncle Asad (Uncle_Asad)
30 Sep 2025
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Set mid-S2 so not quite the same feel as the rest of the Hosie Season 2 “What If?” fics, but still fits the premise—plus it has heyday Hosie vibes.
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You're so smart Kate Bishop by Adonn
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Hawkeye (TV 2021), Black Widow (Movie 2021)
11 May 2025
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Observe and report. Do NOT engage. Six words given to Yelena in leu of her new mission.
Why was she here? Who is the bouncer? And who the heck is Kate Bishop?
Slowburn Fic featuring PreThunderbolts Yelena and Smart and Cunning Kate Bishop. Tags to be added with each update.