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    Where witchers are death, and Jaskier is a bard with a flare for the dramatic who keeps saying he wants to “just die” in any given situation.
    To Jaskier, this is just a figure of speech. To Geralt, it is very definitely flirting.
    When he decides to finally court the bard, it doesn't quite go as expected, and he finds out just why it is so easy for Jaskier to flirt with death.

     

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    Geralt tilts his head to listen, the corner of his mouth twitching upward. The bard has been flirting with him for weeks now, exclaiming he could just die, all over Oxenfurt. At first, Geralt thought the man was being dramatic and didn’t know what he was doing, but no one is that theatrical.

    “Little shit at it again?” Lambert grouses. “Just fucking court him already, pretty boy. Or I might just do it for you.”

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    27 Oct 2025

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    It's April's Fools! And you want to pull a harmless little prank on your boyfriend! Hmm, there's pretending to break up...no that's mean. There's moving all of the furniture in the house 2 inches slightly to the right...but that'd be too much effort. Oh, you got it! Get a fake pregnancy test and tell him you're pregnant!

    Yes, this will be extremely funny and you can think of no ways that this can go wrong! But if you did it on the first, he probably wouldn't take you seriously, so instead you opted to do it the night before as you two were getting ready for bed.

    "Hey sweetheart? I have something really important to tell you..." You took a deep breath, presenting the joke pregnancy test you got from the store and said, "I'm pregnant."

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    23 Oct 2025

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    Xenk has never paid much attention to the entire alphas and omegas thing. But during his adventures with Edgin, they present a problem - and an opportunity - he cannot ignore.

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    19 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 88

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    To make the journey bearable for Bilbo (and for each other), Thorin and Company assign each other resolutions at Gandalf's insistence:

    Dwalin – must show his soft side.
    Balin – must be less pessimistic.
    Fíli and Kíli – must not get anyone, including themselves, into trouble.
    Ori – must try to break out of his shell and be more assertive.
    Nori – must not steal anyone's possessions.
    Dori – must fuss less over Ori.
    Óin – must not swear.
    Glóin – must try to control his temper.
    Bofur – must not drink.
    Bifur – must court his One if he wants Bofur to stick to his resolution.
    Bombur – must not sneak food when everyone's back is turned.
    Thorin – must spend more time with Bilbo.

    How hard can it be?

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    16 Oct 2025

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    Bilbo Baggins didn't expect to accompany 13 Dwarves as their official burglar on a perilous journey to reclaim a kingdom.

    He doubly didn't expect to be playing matchmaker among these Dwarves as well.

    Nor did he expect to find love of his own.

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    16 Oct 2025