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all paths leads to you, on a sunny afternoon. by Xenphone
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
16 Sep 2025
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Scar was just doing the moral and upstanding citizen thing of helping a poor injured stranger in an alleyway.
So what if he kept meeting with that same said stranger? And what if he comes to him in need of his medical help? To help him and his friends with suspiciously large injuries, that would probably be better if they went straight to a proper hospital, stitch up or bandage something!
This was 100% normal upstanding citizen behavior and Grian was definitely a 100% normal citizen.
(spoiler: Scar was very wrong.)
TLDR: Doctor Scar (who does not know that he is working as an illegal doctor) x Viliian Grian. In the format of, 5 times scar meets up with ‘normal’ citizen Grian and 1 time he finds out Grian was in fact, not a normal citizen. + superpowers👍
Inspired by
“Midnight Strangers” by seriouscalamity (←goated and a must read fic for all scarian enjoyers)
&, “do you know the line that I'd walk for you?” By Seito (← a really cute Bungou Stray Dogs fic I read years ago and it never left my mental) NO PRIOR OR ANY BSD KNOWLEDGE REQUIRED 🙏🥹promise -
If Everything was a Little less Hostile, Could you be my Dad? by Xenphone
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Nov 2024
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OG! SQQ has a daughter!
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Shen qingqiu stares at the baby right in front of him and sighs. Just a few hours ago, Wang Xiang (王香), one of the nicest Jie’s he ever met… is now gone…
She passed away due to giving birth to this small girl that he is holding in his hands. Oh how this child is the purest of them all, with no history of being in a brothel, with a bad personality or... even… murder…
The world is truly out to get his happiness, so many of the sisters in this brothel have passed due to men…
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Pround Immortal's Saving Impact by Xenphone
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Mar 2023
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Genshin but Svsss au.
You don't need to know what svsss is since it's more of inspired and doesn't really follow its plot lol.Nether Only joined his sister to play this stupid game called Genshit because she kept on pestering him to play. So what does he do? Speedrun it of course! Spamming through dialogue, which was slow as crap, spam sprint everywhere, still stupidly slow, pressing ‘quick start’ on all events and skipping all lore just so he can get primos and press that sweet sweet ‘x10 wishes’ button to boast and nothing else.
It admittedly, wasn't the best idea….
As one horrible fine day, he woke up, the protagonist cum traveller, Aether’s body that he played as…
“WHAT THE F***!!???!”
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“Shuichi has the BIGGEST, FATTEST cock IN THE WORLD!!1!!1!!” —Oma Kokichi by Xenphone
Fandoms: New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing, Dangan Ronpa Series
27 Dec 2022
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Shuichi is trans and kokichi shouts how good shumai's dick is.
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And I Got myself a Citrus Friend by Xenphone
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, Super Dangan Ronpa 2, Dangan Ronpa 3: The End of 希望ヶ峰学園 | The End of Kibougamine Gakuen | End of Hope's Peak High School
20 Dec 2022
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Hajime is now a farmer on Jabberwock island.
Nagito accidentally floats into jabberwock and now they are besties. or maybe more :) .can be seen as platonic or romantic.
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- Part 1 of Farmer Hajime :)
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smol pp by Xenphone (orphan_account), Xenphone
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Oct 2021
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short stories =)
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Farmer Hajime :) by Xenphone
Fandom: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, Dangan Ronpa 3: The End of 希望ヶ峰学園 | The End of Kibougamine Gakuen | End of Hope's Peak High School, Super Dangan Ronpa 2
20 Dec 2022
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“Bingo!” Scar cheers triumphantly, standing up from his seat and lifting his card up to the sky, showing it off to the whole room with pride. “Haha! Take that, ladies! Oh yeah, third time in a row!” he laughs, making everyone in the room groan as they proceed to clean their tables.
Grian sits in the corner of the room, arms crossed and eyebrows furrowed. Looking at Scar, still flaunting his victory with a scowl on his face. His own collection of six Bingo cards on the table discarded pathetically, not even anything remotely close to a line in any of them.
Grian leans to the right conspirationally, whispering to the old lady beside him.
“I don’t know how he does it, but I know that he’s a dirty, dirty little cheater.”
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Scar cheats in Bingo so Grian decides to also cheat in Bingo in retaliation
(spoilers: they get kicked out)Bookmarked by Xenphone
18 Sep 2025
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Cute, funny, lovely, adorable ehehehe... i love them so much
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i threw your shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs by deadwriter16
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
09 Dec 2024
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“Hey, there are like, tons of crumbs on Kirishima’s lap,” Kaminari points out. “Those are gonna get all over the car. Don’t you care?”
“I hope somebody rear-ends me,” Katsuki responds.
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or, the post 431 happy ending. nothing is actually that deep. katsuki is just dramatic and izuku is just oblivious. they figure it out eventually
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17 Dec 2024
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The Greatest Harvest by Wolven_Spirits
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Feb 2023
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Shen Yuan found the perfect way to live a low-key, relaxing life in the post-canon world of PIDW: by becoming a farmer!
Raise cool plants, and live a quiet life writing herbariums with his brother.
So why in the world were all these troublesome figures suddenly appearing at his gate??
This wasn’t why he became a farmer!
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Compared to his peers, who’d a familiar since they started studying magic as kids, Childe met his companion much later in life. He’d been despairing over his inability to evoke a familiar that would help him. Tired from his overuse of magic, he’d fallen asleep right at the summoning circle, in the middle of the Sleeping Forest.
When he woke up, he wasn’t alone anymore: a fat lizard — or dog, he wasn’t sure — was sleeping curled up against his chest.
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Magic and Mystery by Allegory_for_Hatred
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Aug 2021
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Dazai is going to Hogwarts—which is crazy because he doesn’t have magic. He has a nullifying ability, for goodness’ sake! Not that it matters. Dazai is still willing to stick around and cause trouble before he gets shipped back home and stuck in his room again.
And this Quirrell guy is definitely up to something. So that’s a good place to start.
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- Part 1 of Magic and Mystery
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Bookmarked by Xenphone
09 Aug 2024
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Reed the inspired fics list cuz this one is such a master piece that's a bigillion ppl agree lol