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“You’re not really a cabin boy, are you?” she asked gently.
His eyes widened. He took a step back.
“I—I am. I mean, I work here now. I clean the decks. I carry trays. I—”
“But you weren’t meant to.”
He swallowed, face flushed with guilt. But then she added, “It’s alright. I won’t tell.”
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The Disappearances of Draco Malfoy by speechwriter
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Jun 2021
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The night that Harry and Dumbledore return from the cave, the Death Eaters are delayed from reaching the top of the Astronomy Tower for one more minute. Draco Malfoy lowers his wand.
A Deathly Hallows rewrite in which Draco accepts Dumbledore's offer to fake his death and go into hiding with the Order of the Phoenix.
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have a heart (or face my fury) by kattywumpas
Fandoms: Alien Series, Alien: Earth (2025)
19 Aug 2025
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Smee suggests a movie night after their unfortunate mission.
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06 Sep 2025
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Optimistic, creature-loving Rose Weasley is branded a thousand things by the media, but being known as a scandalous hussy is the last thing she needs. All she wants are two things: to study Grindylows in peace, and survive her final year in Hogwarts without scandal.
Which, of course, is where the notoriously problematic Scorpius Malfoy comes in.
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05 Sep 2025