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    Hi Jon and all,
    I would like to extend my congratulations, I suppose, to you Mr. Sims. You have reached 500 complaints here at HR! I have never seen this happen before, except for the researcher in Artifact Storage who found a Leitner that made everyone think she was assaulting them constantly. In your three years as the Head Archivist, you received these complaints from over 130 people.

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    The Justice League cannot figure out who these brightly-dressed teenagers in the Watchtower are, and they're refusing to answer any questions.

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    “YOU AREN’T MY REAL DAD,” Jason bellowed, and flipped the table. “YOU OWN PARK PLACE, BUT YOU DON’T OWN ME!”

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    “I presume you are James Savant?” The lady doesn’t wait for a reply. “Tony Stark will interview you now.”

    Percy opens his mouth, intending to argue but well, it wasn’t like a god could waltz into a closed interview meeting with a mortal.

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    Or the fic where Percy gets a job at SI and no one believes him when he's saying the truth aka percy gaslighting gate keeping and girl bossing his way into a job

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    31 Aug 2023

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    Gavin didn’t want to be here. Correction: he wanted to be anywhere but here. The DPSF Winter Ball was a yearly event that Fowler had been forcing him to go to ever since he made detective. And Gavin hated every fucking second of it.

    Tonight was gonna go exactly the way it always went. Gavin would drink the free booze. He’d drink the free booze. And yeah? He’d drink the free booze. It was the only way he’d make it through this fucking hellscape disaster of a night each year. It was absolutely, unequivocally the complete opposite of a ‘fun’ night for him.

    And fuck, what could make this night worse?

    Being seated with Connor the Robot Tincan Android sent by fucking CyberLife.

    Fuck his life. Fuck everything.

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    Artwork is by the incredible DeviantManiac!

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    09 Feb 2023