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Max has always been aware of the fact that Charles Leclerc lives in his apartment building; however, that has never been a problem until, one day, there’s a knock on his door and when he opens it, Charles is standing there with a sheepish look on his face and a towel tucked under his arm.
“Issue. With the pipes,” Charles starts, looking as awkward about this as Max himself feels. “Can I borrow your shower, maybe? You’re the only person I know who lives close by, and I don’t want to go to the other side of the city to my brother’s.”
There’s a hopeful look on his face. The words finally seem to register with Max. “Um, yeah. Sure.”
Charles grins as he walks past to enter Max’s apartment. “Thanks mate, you’re a lifesaver.”
or, in which charles barges in on max's life and stays there
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“What do you think?” Charles asks, leaning back into the seat as he turns the laptop so Max can see the options.
“I think—” Max starts, “—that this can wait until after FP1.”
Charles’s lips curl downwards, and Max wants to kiss the look off his face. “There’s still like an hour until it starts. There’s no one even looking for me yet.”
That's a lie and they both know it—Charles’s phone had been going off like crazy until Charles pressed do not disturb and continued with his rant on why Kirgizstan is not an acceptable summer vacation destination, what the actual fuck Max.
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Formula 1 @F1 · Dec 20
BREAKING: Charles Leclerc to join Red Bull for 2023 on multi-year contract! #F1 @redbullracing -
if you are the ocean then i would like to drown by altissimozucca
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
23 May 2022
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At first, he doesn’t think he needs to turn and see what’s going on, but Andrea calls his name and nods in the direction behind him. With a sigh, Charles takes a sip of his macchiato and turns around.
He chokes on the coffee.
He chokes on the coffee because the subject of everyone’s attention is none other than Max, which is weird enough on its own.
But it’s not just Max.
It’s Max wearing a skirt.
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Catch a Wolf by the Tail by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
24 Nov 2023
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Lambert, a warrior in the service of little Princess Cirilla, is captured by a notorious pirate. He expects to be tortured to force him to betray the princess's location. He's not expecting the pirate to offer him a deal that might just let him stay unhurt and keep his oath...
And the pirate is not expecting Lambert's talent at improvising plans even in the strangest of circumstances.
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Plan Me No Plans by DancingLassie
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
04 Mar 2022
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Aiden doesn’t know why he doesn’t simply tell Lambert that Vesemir is not, in fact, having a midlife crisis and shacking up with the shockingly young library volunteer. He knows that Vesemir is actually trying to present Jaskier to Geralt, neatly wrapped in a bow, so Vesemir can finally get that son-in-law he’s been angling for.
Aiden should just put Lambert out of his misery and tell him.
He doesn’t.
It’s much funnier to watch Lambert and his brothers work it out for themselves.
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Three Silvers (Priceless) by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
13 Jul 2024
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When Eskel saves a nobleman from a wyvern, his reward is the indenture of the noble's huntsman.
Lambert is not exactly thrilled to have his indenture handed over to a witcher - until it turns out the witcher is kinder than Lambert could possibly have expected.
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13 Oct 2025
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Once upon a time, there was a disgraced lord who stumbled into a cursed castle, and in order to save his own life, swore to send his youngest daughter in his place...
In which Lambert is a Beast, Aiden is a cat, and the most helpful person Milena has met so far in this strange castle is a rosebush ghost who can only speak to her in dreams.
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12 Oct 2025
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Must Brave the Thorns by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Original Work
20 Jan 2022
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Twenty years ago, the Warlord of the North came down out of the mountains and slew the king of Kaedwen, taking crown and kingdom for his own. Everyone expected him to be overthrown almost immediately, but he has only grown ever more secure in his position. Finally, the other countries around Kaedwen have begun to negotiate with him as they would any other king.
To seal the new treaty between Redania and the Warlord, Lady Milena de Roggeven, third daughter of the Duke of Roggeven, has been sent to marry whichever of the Warlord’s men he chooses.
Milena is starkly terrified of everything about her new husband; every rumor she has ever heard about the barbarians of the north seems worse than the last, and Lambert clearly despises the very thought of marriage.
Lambert of the Wolves is still grieving his lost lover, dead more than three years now. The last thing he wants is to be married off to a terrified stranger, and he can’t imagine why Geralt and Eskel think he of all people is suited to a diplomatic marriage.
And neither of them suspects the treachery that lies behind the treaty which binds them together.
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- Part 1 of Wolfblood
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