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To make a scientific comparison, Asagiri Gen piloted a “seduction rocket” around the Earth (circumference of 40,075 km, mind you,) stopped for a cup of coffee, before reaching Senku in 2.538 seconds– the exact time it took Gen to say:
“Senku-chan, you do realize that without a condom, Taiju-chan and Yuzuriha-chan wouldn’t be able to have sex, right?”Talk about being ridiculously indirect.
Senku then decided to–
Re-invented condoms.
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children of the forest by assentodele, banalycha
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
16 Apr 2024
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The Jaegers’ have a piss-poor reputation in their stodgy, middle-class neighborhood, and among all of the circulating rumors, the ones revolving around Eren Jaeger are undoubtedly the worst. The thing is, Armin Arlert has been watching Eren since they were both kids, and aside from some unconventional hobbies that make him a bit of a loner—hobbies that both boys happen to share—Eren doesn’t seem all that strange.
An infatuation with the local burnout leads Armin to become acquainted with the taste of death.
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- Part 1 of the ghosts of suburbia
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Tsukasa was oblivious to the fact that despite everything, he was weak. And Gen would have laughed in his face if not for this love so big currently caged inside his ribs.
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สึคาสะคงไม่รู้ เป็นไปได้ว่าเขาอาจไม่เคยไตร่ตรองดูเลยก็ได้ แต่ ชิชิโอะ สึคาสะ น่ะเป็นคนที่อ่อนแอ สึคาสะเป็นคนที่อ่อนแอขนาดที่ว่าเก็นอยากจะหัวเราะเยาะเย้ยใส่หน้าถ้าเขาไม่ได้รักอีกฝ่ายขนาดนี้
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ถ้าหากให้ทำการเปรียบเทียบทางวิทยาศาสตร์ล่ะก็ อาซากิริ เก็น ขับสิ่งที่เรียกว่า ‘การอ่อย’ ในรูปแบบของจรวด อ้อมโลก (ที่มีเส้นเส้นรอบวงเส้นศูนย์สูตร 40,075 กิโลเมตร) จอดแวะกินกาแฟสักสิบแก้ว แล้วค่อยกลับมาถึงเซ็นคูในระยะเวลา 2.538 วินาที ซึ่งเป็นเวลาที่เก็นใช้ไปกับการพูดประโยค-
“เซ็นคูจัง รู้ใช่ไหมว่าถ้าไม่ทำถุงยางละก็ ไทจูจังกับยูซูริฮะจังก็มีเซ็กซ์ด้วยกันไม่ได้นะ”
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the ghosts of suburbia by assentodele, banalycha
Fandom: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
16 Apr 2024
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When Sanji looks up, woozy and feeling like he's about to throw up, he sees a pretty big guy looking back down at him. Kinda ugly, tattooed, and holding a tire iron.
Oh, he thinks. That explains the wooziness.
"Did you," he asks, swallowing back the vomit rising in his throat, "just hit me with a tire iron?"---
In which Sanji is a college student with way too many clothes, Usopp is naive enough to fall in love, Gin is a pretty liberal mafia hitman, Zeff is emotionally constipated and very concerned, and everything seems to fall apart. It's pretty much all Baratie feels, and a lot of hurt with very little comfort.
Bookmarked by banalycha
18 Jun 2025
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Sanji/gin and sanji/usopp
Had to bookmark this so I won’t lose the author. What a great piece
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Sex is supposed to be fun, so it's a surprise to Shadow when it isn't (at first).
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maestoso by novalotypo
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
23 Jan 2020
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Edward Elric is about eleven when he stands up, makes an extended effort to knock as many books off the old bastard’s shelves as he can, and says, “Fuck the military. Al, you interested in music at all?”
Everybody's got their own ideas of retirement.
The Elrics don't even do retirement, what with the world trying to blow itself up every other month, but this shit has got to take the fucking cake.
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Bookmarked by banalycha
23 Aug 2024
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Ed and Al came back in time, starting a new career as a soloist and save the world in the process
Comedy gold
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Edward Elric's quest for home takes him to Hogwarts and into the life of one Tom Marvolo Riddle.
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Bookmarked by banalycha
09 Oct 2024
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One of all times fma x hp favs
Tom x Ed bugged my mind ever since then. It never leaves....
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Ed should never have flashed the silver pocket watch in a war zone. Written for FMA big bang 2011.
Bookmarked by banalycha
04 Sep 2024
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Fma pre-canon
13 yo Ed having to live his rank for once