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Phrase That Pays by Anonymous
Fandoms: Shadow and Bone (TV), The Grisha Trilogy - Leigh Bardugo
27 Jun 2022
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After years of bloodshed and turf wars, Aleksander is sitting pretty with all five boroughs of New York City under Morozov family control. All it takes is a pretty little girl with wide eyes and unearned trust in him to shake up the settling monotony of his life.
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22 Sep 2025
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but i thought you might by poeticmemory
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power (TV 2022)
17 Jul 2023
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Halbrand laughs against her lips. “We can’t — mm, I have to —“
Galadriel swallows the words whole.
Stay, is what she wants to say.
“I don’t want to go yet,” he murmurs.
“If they catch us — “
He brushes a loose strand of golden hair behind her ear. “It wouldn’t be the first time.”
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These days, she just wants to be consumed.
or: Galadriel and Halbrand were bad at this in high school. Now, as adults, they might be even worse.
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22 Sep 2025
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When Shelby family loses a fortune due to the stock market crash, Polly Gray comes up with a genius plan. Thomas Shelby, needs money and he needs it fast. Deformed, recluse artist & writer, Katherine Carter, fits the bill. However, her dowry of 2,250,000 pounds comes with a terrible catch that makes their life complete Hell.
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- Part 16 of Kate & Tommy
- Part 2 of Lana Del Rey inspired
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15 Sep 2025
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If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.
Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.
The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.
Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.
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- Part 1 of Sin's Dreamland Collection
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03 Sep 2025
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Is this the only way you can get off?
What do you mean?
By telling people what to do? Having complete control over them?
No.
So why don’t you do it the normal way?
You’ll see.
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30 Aug 2025